Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
You said, "you may use
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
by
sad doppelganger
though you may use my title
you lack my humour
though you may use my title
you lack my humour
by
I did too write it,
for if I didn't write it,
it wasn't written!
for if I didn't write it,
it wasn't written!
by
for those unaware
whilst i may well be a nerd
i didn't write that
:-P~~~~
whilst i may well be a nerd
i didn't write that
:-P~~~~
by
by
hitler may be dead
plenty of psychotics still
ftw not god
plenty of psychotics still
ftw not god
by
now you have done it
too many syllables writ
i disgraced myself
too many syllables writ
i disgraced myself
by
I will dis your mom
if I want to. You are not
the boss of me, ass.
Stop trying to choose
what I should or should not do.
That is for Hitler.
if I want to. You are not
the boss of me, ass.
Stop trying to choose
what I should or should not do.
That is for Hitler.
by of WORSHIP FTW
i thought it was your flame
too much friction from wanking
can immolate you
too much friction from wanking
can immolate you
by
don't dis my mummy
skinny as a rake, and old
she could still fuck you
in case you don't know
don't take that literally
but she could take you
skinny as a rake, and old
she could still fuck you
in case you don't know
don't take that literally
but she could take you
by
ash says he was not
the guy who flamed me. It was
not me, though, dumbass.
Why the hell would I
flame myself? Answer that, you good
for nothing peescrap!
the guy who flamed me. It was
not me, though, dumbass.
Why the hell would I
flame myself? Answer that, you good
for nothing peescrap!
by of WORSHIP FTW
lacking true talent
poetic chameleon
steals my nick (boo hoo!)
poetic chameleon
steals my nick (boo hoo!)
by
So, ash, you fight back,
And a good fight it will be.
I need mama jokes.
ash's moma is
so fat, she has to take the
shoeshine's word for it.
Ash's moma looks
like she has that guy named Don
King in a headlock.
And a good fight it will be.
I need mama jokes.
ash's moma is
so fat, she has to take the
shoeshine's word for it.
Ash's moma looks
like she has that guy named Don
King in a headlock.
by of WORSHIP FTW