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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12920 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12919 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12918 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12917 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12916 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12915 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12914 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12913 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12912 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12911 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12910 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12909 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12908 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12907 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12906 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12905 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12904 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12903 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12902 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
Haiku # 12901 ↗ August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12900 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book

the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
Haiku # 12899 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by scott, flame-grilled to perfection
i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
Haiku # 12898 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by ash
put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
Haiku # 12897 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by grandma's cock of deep in scott's rectal cavity
the merciful thing
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
Haiku # 12896 ↗ August 20, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by scott of you're not fooling anyone
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
Haiku # 12895 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by LuCiFeR of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12894 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12893 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12892 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12891 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12890 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12889 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12888 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12887 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12886 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12885 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12884 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12883 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12882 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12881 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12880 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12879 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12878 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12877 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12876 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12875 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12874 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12873 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12872 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by ash
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
Haiku # 12871 ↗ August 20, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by LuCiFeR of deep in ap's gaping cUnT