Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded
Haiku # 13063 August 22, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.
Haiku # 13062 August 22, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts
Haiku # 13061 August 22, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left
Haiku # 13060 August 22, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!
Haiku # 13059 August 22, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...
Haiku # 13058 August 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
worst a sites, bust site.
Go to 12571 to get thru
repetitious slander
Haiku # 13057 August 22, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by boo
Storms of hail(ed) words
Eyes in calm before madness
Jettison finesse (YES!)
Haiku # 13056 August 22, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).
Haiku # 13055 August 22, 2001 11:50 am ET
by dr. claw
Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.
Haiku # 13054 August 22, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.
Haiku # 13053 August 22, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!
Haiku # 13052 August 22, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.
Haiku # 13051 August 22, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth
Haiku # 13050 August 22, 2001 6:31 am ET
by ash

..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg

Haiku # 13049 August 22, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ronin@iwonderwhatcouldbewrongwiththishaiku

.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light
Haiku # 13048 August 22, 2001 5:50 am ET
by ronin@goingforapass

....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck
Haiku # 13047 August 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ronin@signofthetimes

.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce
Haiku # 13046 August 22, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ronin@feelinfrechy

.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee
Haiku # 13044 August 22, 2001 5:33 am ET
by ronin@janisstopmessingwithmydialupnetworkingandservertypeconfigurationspls

.........AN ADDENDUM

........scott is kenneth e.
style's unmistakable...though
...........deteriorating

..................8)
Haiku # 13043 August 22, 2001 5:30 am ET
by ronin@wherewasi

.......FINAL REVISIONS

........windy afternoon
.cool and soft yellow sunshine
....laundry sheets blowing

.....autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
......yellow finch chirping

Haiku # 13042 August 22, 2001 5:28 am ET
by ronin:and napoleonthepiggyisthesilentassasin
yes yes my cherry
swollen succulently sweet
so bon ape tit
Haiku # 13041 August 22, 2001 5:01 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 13040 August 22, 2001 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nature's factory
behold the splendid red worms
make compost, baby
Haiku # 13039 August 22, 2001 3:14 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13038 August 22, 2001 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13037 August 22, 2001 2:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
Haiku # 13036 August 22, 2001 2:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
Haiku # 13035 August 22, 2001 2:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
I found a new job,
three free beers as well as a
new love with blonde hair
Haiku # 13034 August 22, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
oiu, oiu, mon cherie!
you've been gone much too long from
zee gay post ofeez!
Haiku # 13033 August 21, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I almost got it
hell I don't parley the vous
but the bag is back
Haiku # 13032 August 21, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by mellie
seek mary my wee
terrible child its your know
how O joy in life

thank you the gay post
office paree big blue bag
is back (or something)

Haiku # 13031 August 21, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by helpful translation provided by altavista...
recherche mary
my wee enfant terrible
it's your savoir-faire

O joie de vivre
merci la poste gay paree
big blue bag is back
Haiku # 13030 August 21, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by mellie
Listen to music
Scratch my balls rhythmically
Dance, Ambience, Random
Haiku # 13029 August 21, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa of Oh god that felt good!
nothing but echoes -
why am i compelled to break
this peaceful silence?
Haiku # 13028 August 21, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by scott, breathing it in...letting it out...
if one's bad haiku
is called execrable and worse
is that really praise?
Haiku # 13027 August 21, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by scott, who for one second started to take just the least bit seriously....
in the interests of
keeping this site interesting
i'll accept the truce
Haiku # 13026 August 21, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott
Sooner than usual
I am in the grind today~
Gears turning, churning
Haiku # 13025 August 21, 2001 9:17 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
how could i say that?
and yet it was me that did
i am corrupted
Haiku # 13024 August 21, 2001 9:12 am ET
by ash
enough of this crap
so sweet i'll have to vomit
fuck you anyway
Haiku # 13023 August 21, 2001 9:10 am ET
by ash :-)
Seriously! I wrote
my last post on Sunday night.
It's not me posting

this really stupid
crap that we have to all read
I'll not post again.
Haiku # 13022 August 21, 2001 6:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone
Not really nice but,
reasonable actually,
because it's better

than what we are now
resorting to, this violence,
of words, time wasted.
Haiku # 13021 August 21, 2001 6:56 am ET
by k_against_everyone
Love and how I was
feeling it (not) but you know
I haven't posted

Since then. Nor do I
feel that this war is quite right.
Lets all be nice now!


Haiku # 13020 August 21, 2001 6:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of still in my home
So just to set the
record straight, the last post I
did was the one about
Haiku # 13019 August 21, 2001 6:52 am ET
by k_against_everyone of my home

...A SLIGHT MODIFICATION

.........windy afternoon
cool and soft golden sunshine
....laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13018 August 21, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ronin@wherehavealltheyounggirlsgone.sweettimeincoming

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
.....laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13017 August 21, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ronin@theimperfectone

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
......laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13016 August 21, 2001 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.........a sleeping beauty
looks more like a sleeping beast
..........cosmetics and all
Haiku # 13015 August 21, 2001 5:01 am ET
by ronin@abitappalled80
fresh from his slumbers
a sleeping beauty awakes
to write bad haiku

i am older now
than i was just yesterday
or the day before
Haiku # 13014 August 21, 2001 4:16 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13013 August 21, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet