stick out your wet tongue
......in total sublimity
..rinse my oysters clean

kneel down dear mellie
.in sweet adoration and
.open wide your mouth

On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box

On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box

when people ask me
about this black eye, I'll say
"rough sex with mellie"

How many more times
Must I tell you about the
Rule of cleaning up?

I have found my haven
Amoungst these courageous souls
Who post quality

Tossing in the night
Cannot rid you from my mind
What a dream I had!

XP is installed
Seems to be going ok
It hasn't crashed yet

that sounds really mean
because I'm always inclined
to be generous

I'll handle what's mine
and I might handle what's yours
if I felt inclined

....let me travel west
into the lands of the blest
....for a place to rest

Stars have all blown out,
like small lanterns in the trees.
Dark night settles in.

Magnolias hold out
tiny flames. Day draws nearer ----
so do what you can.

starry. dusk lingers
down the valley, a lofty
view, holds back the night

Fog rolls in again.
The ocean heaves against us
in rebellion.

I take long grains of
rice and feed them to the moon.
I am still hungry.

...but if this is just
a dream of a butterfly
then why all the fuss?

(in reference to those
who steal another's good name
we've seen where that leads)

multiple mellies?
the reeking buns of angels
wrapped in filthy kilts

while musicians set
up drum sets for their set say,
quiet on the set

(okay, that was geeky)

Has set the house fly
towards quick setting cement
that won't set him free

My setting the set
on the telvision set
that was set on three

Discontinuity
One yesterday was before
Tomorrow | Today

Tomorrow going
Into today, passing as
Ever yesterday

perfect nine iron
tracing a ballistic line
hammering the green

God, how can this be?
My hopes and dreams have vanished...
I've got third shift blues...

At this moment of
surrender, darling if you
care, don't touch me there

whoever wrote them
you made me sigh a wee bit
I'll take the low road

love gnawing gristle
and chewing old bones Jock
I can be a bitch

nymphomaniac,
mastrubating with lightbulb...
watts got into her??

she was a lonely
fisherman's daughter, when she
saw my rod she reeled

triple entendre or more? rod could be gun, penis , an antique flyrod or a car I guess

the insomniac
dyslexic, agnostic lay
awake wondering........

i don't wear a kilt
though i'll think better of it now
my bag pipe needs wind

or is it the thrill,
while climbing a hill, of sharp
tickle of thistle?

scotsmen wear kilts for
the whistle, of wind round their
bollocks and gristle

another woman
ordered double entendre
and got two for one

triple entendre?

garage sale broken
circuit breakers...an offer
that can't be refused???

triple entendres ?
try this on for sighs..'Mary
had a little lamb'..

did she own a sheep? eat lamb? have sex with it?

re 13494

this has to be the
best and worst of bad haiku
palsy fits right in

my fingers are numb
from counting fives and sevens
i need those twelve steps

Walking on the roof
of Hell we are gazing at
so many flowers

if you meet Buddha
on the road, you're probably
not smoking winstons..

What do you mean "This is a bad haiku website"?

Sleeping is my favourite hobby

Penile refreshments
gently fulfil the thirsty cops
They have guns --my bad.

Potery

Clay Jars break swiftly
hurried chaos on my floor
Bonsai look better

Problems

I have problems
writing haiku because
I have problems writing

Dangerously Kilted

Rocks giggle 'neath skirts
Haggis comes out unchanged
Who's laughing now!

before satori
i'd chop wood and draw water
now, it's vice versa

The RINZAI SCHOOL

striking the Buddha
with fists: we must -- we're not even
enlightened yet!

DREAM #361

heaven: miles of snow.
earth: gallons of milk -- the cows
lounge, the barn burns.