something clicked in place
and I'm happy to be here
thank god for this day

Shot five large loads in
my entrance to the chili
cook-off at work. Mmmmm

At last you were there
Right before my very eyes
Can we break the tie?

dumb politicians
making those same promises
i fell for last time

while she is sleeping
i can pull on her nipple
looks like mt. fuji!

broken wine bottle
in my bloody hip pocket
fucking leprachans!

Double Amputee
Picking Scabs and Drinking pee
Humming, "Doe Ray Me"

There's SPAM in my fridge
It's been there for several years
I think it's alive

Shaveing it barren
tchy, bald, bleeding pecker
very stupid idea man

unlike addition
counting isn't all that counts
regarding haiku

There is nothing like
Wet gummy bears sticking
To your genitals

Half of entries not
Haikus you foolish people
five, seven, five, duh!

Computer hates me
Fatal Errors everywhere
Throw it out window

If I could do as I wish,
Iwould acknowledge more profoundlythe sorrow of departing winter.
by Musui

tears in the kitchen
an empty cast iron pan
strong fucking onions

god I love nature
checking out the squirrels' asses
while making nut jokes

good god it's friday
I see my kids this weekend
those fucking ingrates

Font size is too big
Must change it or I'll go mad
HTML fools

I'm going upstairs
To scrounge a few cans of beer
Before they're all gone

klm&m
earthlings are a stupid lot
we will eat you up

trevor spaceman he
desmond and christine also
planet klm

murder the mad king
become mostly animal
marrow in my mouth

my bathroom mural
'nudes eating cotton candy'
cost me fourteen grand

admit i inhale
imbibing johnnie walker
listening to jazz

my friend you are dim
in fact you are so damn dim
for you we dumb up

The open window
The cold air of early spring
a rash on the wang that won't go away

I drag my foot on the grass
In reverence to the land
Oh1 How I hate to step on dog shit

The lighting of a candle
The reawakening of the senses
the smell of fart gone by

The lighting of a candle
the smell of fart gone by

catching cockroaches
despite my increasing skill
remains disgusting

I sit on the pot
beating away on my crank
coming and going

sweaty and tired
i can finally relax
man am i hungry

i poop like a dog
quivering with an arched back
until its over

i sit on the pot
waiting for the violence
that is Taco Bell

Fred

She destroyed the files
Because she doesn't like you
Hell hath no fury

The burning kitchen
It was not an accident
I know who did it

any jock can play
at testicular juggling
if they got the balls

nice zippered scrotum!
can remove testes quickly!
safe storage in purse!

I kicked my nephew's ass hard
I yelled "see? that's life my friend!"
he cried his eyes out

defecation yeah
rehabilitation smear
sit a bit my dear

jane you make me ill
your tiny violin weeps
we all feel your pain

How convenient
insane- only long enough
rid the world of bitch

and then i lost it
like so many times before
just for a brief spell

cleaned up by a car
mynah guts spread 'cross the road
good riddance import

Hark! No Rev'rend! Has
He tired of playing with the
kids? How can this be?

Why yes, cows can fly
Haiku is so righteous, dude
Go wipe your asshole

funky fat bunny
cool tornado grass hair style
cross-eyed orgasms

Ugly Fat Chick in Princeton
Eating Greasy Pizza
Farting Haiku

never eat lettuce
when you suffer from the shits
it will ache your guts