I flush the poopy
Down my porcelian goddess
Stink has left the room
by Anonymous Poet
shit happens...
flush it...
by Moxie
Well, that's what the truth is,
a bored little kid on the other end
not worth bothering with because they're probably not that smart
by Moxie
Boredom setting in
I was laughing yesterday
Where did they all go?
by Anonymous Poet
islamic anthrax??
came from genetically
fucked labratories.
no crime in selling!
3-4-3 billion$ still can't
protect headquarters.
by flip ant of play it again, oSAMa
Brown pie tastes just like
The special Jelly bean pie
But missing the spite.
by WK
Wake up with crap in
my mouth, grampa tastes so good
i love his brown pie
by WK
I blink and wake up
Haiku is no way to start
A decent morning!
by WK
when there are no more
what on earth will happen then?
next comes plan obit
by mellie
PoEtrY iN CoUrT?
MuSt bE a SiGhT tO WitNeSs
ProSeCutiOn ReStS
by goku
that celestial
extraterrestrial dude -
the man in the moon
by Anonymous Poet
erratum...
JuDgE SeEMed VeRy plEaSed
by goku
AcCuSed...a nO ShOw
ToOk The StAnD AnD SaId My PiEcE
JuDgEd seEmEd vErY PlEaSed
by goku
the moon is slowly
moving away with each turn
t-rex saw it best
by Anonymous Poet
a CeLeBraTioN
fOr A cOuRt BaTtLe ThAts WoN
PeRriEr JouEt FloWs!
by goku
Vino Sangrea
Con chorizoz catalan
a noche la paz
by jewel1
some Bordeaux, monsieur?
el hombre left hurriedly
with empty bottle
by indiana
another birthday
planet orbits way too fast
moreso each new year
by ash
Goddam nose itches
Like snorting ground fiberglass
Fuckin' allergies!!
by O. Sammy bin Louden Wainright III
my newest dessert
two piles of icecream flamb
by ash
drink that special wine
while I finish my novel
by indiana
of course, we can drink!
spirits collected with time
one reserved for fools
(
by indiana
good idea, indy
you'll need to get your strength up
to write dumb haiku
by Anonymous Poet
constantly slipping
how long till we next slide to
the world of the dumb
(
by indiana
inconsiderate
inconsistencies bomb there.
allah's just deserts.
by unconceding
lay it all out mox
you work at denny's? ooo fahhh!
that explains a lot!
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
now for the new name
jellybean pie! yes! that's it!
jellybean pie is?
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mayonaise, ok
we should call it mayonaise
or jellybean pie
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
this is all too good
even the moxiemorons
cunt cheese is funny
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mixing metaphors
can cause nausea and headaches
better stick to whine
by feathered donkey/goat vermin that bites
Humpin Hannahs sign
Evenings and Weekends $3.00
Is what I see here
by Clean Poet of ????
the description of
female smegma was good too,
lets have more of that..
the ku not the peeeeuuuuu...!
by Anonymous Poet
You could not help it
I like the poem, teasing
the punks wasting space
by WyldKyss
I cannot believe
I've managed to get myself
Into this again.
by Deirdra of Ridgeland, MS
I cultivate it
Goat cheese in my naughty bit
Just for you to eat!
by WK
what is this strange cheese
that frosts the folds of my cunt?
it tastes like feta
by WK
And insults are fun
This is why Flame Wars will start
Don't you know this yet?
by WK
No offense to him
But I can not be bullied
In haiku like Mox
by WK
I ask politely
He is mean. But I won't pout
I am curious.
by Anonymous Poet
no more jelly bean pie
you two like it in the ass
you sorry bastards
by cheese
Why am I such a
Cumhead? I bite my fingers
and scream like a girl....
by WK
Since you take my name
I will take the one you used
Jelly bean pie is?
by Anonymous Poet
Nana and I go
Bowling, I make sure I pick
up her splits with tongue!
by WK
I ask quite nicely
And I will be insistant
Jelly Bean Pie Is?
by WK
God help me, I can't
Stop eating twinkies and ice
please kneel at my dung!
by WK
Don't you eat that snow
It is where the huskies go
Jelly bean pie is?
by WK
don't eat the yellow
scripture in the snow moxie
you are so holy
by Anonymous Poet
You do not know but
Maybe I would. It's funny.
Jelly bean pie is?
by WK
cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rake his back...
mox you are fucked
by Anonymous Poet
