Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
shanghai hopes for peace
john lennon's rolling over
along with ludwig
Haiku # 16414 October 20, 2001 7:42 am ET
by mellie
roll up for cipro
more sales then vitamin V
think I'll take a bex

have a good lie down
a case of too much same strain
grandma has a dong
Haiku # 16413 October 20, 2001 7:36 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 16412 October 20, 2001 5:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16411 October 20, 2001 5:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16410 October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16409 October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16408 October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16407 October 20, 2001 5:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when I hear the word
haiku, I reach for my god
now I'm in the loop
Haiku # 16406 October 20, 2001 4:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When I hear the word
God, I reach for my haiku,
That sounds familiar
Haiku # 16405 October 20, 2001 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16404 October 20, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
orange, brown and white,
These colours will light my night,
haiku ship sails on

thanks-you janis
Haiku # 16403 October 20, 2001 1:04 am ET
by thanks-you janis
Evil has been watching
An uncleansed spirit will rot
mind, body, and soul
Haiku # 16402 October 20, 2001 12:51 am ET
by Guido the Glory Monkey of Piasa
they could be sandflies
can hardly see the buggers
sand flies in my face
Haiku # 16401 October 19, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by mellie
Perhaps it is strange
Because outside is rather
Antarctic temperature.
Haiku # 16400 October 19, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by pesce di oro
There are fresh flowers
Outside, downtown, in this place,
I think it quite strange
Haiku # 16399 October 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by Wk
Haiku # 16398 October 19, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
life is like a box.
that's the end of this haiku -
the rest is just form
Haiku # 16397 October 19, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by scott (the maurading hordes do what they will...lately they've been clamoring for pistachio ice cream)
damn friggin pigeons
if i could fucking fly i
would not beg for shit
Haiku # 16396 October 19, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by kackarott
I knew a dawn once,
downy hair, but not a tick
on her tasty crack
Haiku # 16395 October 19, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by nooner
it's crack of dawn here
but a tick past lunchtime there
deadlines mean nothing
Haiku # 16394 October 19, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by pesce di oro
when anthrax attacks
it's pretty hard to relax
pop a serepax
Haiku # 16393 October 19, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ash
midges' back biting
arms legs fingers ankles face
another summer
Haiku # 16392 October 19, 2001 6:56 am ET
by mellie
ronin is drinking,
again he forgets his vows,
loved ones hold their breath
Haiku # 16391 October 19, 2001 3:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yo estoy al mando!!
yo soyo esta mamon..
are these right senor?
Haiku # 16390 October 19, 2001 3:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old woman island
she feels that swelling
powerful surges
Haiku # 16389 October 19, 2001 3:41 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 16388 October 19, 2001 2:36 am ET
by scott (just clarifying, not trying to start this again...of course, ninhongo hanashimasen)
no soy de aqu
Haiku # 16387 October 19, 2001 2:29 am ET
by scott (d
the seasons absent
or too subtle to notice
time barely passes
Haiku # 16386 October 19, 2001 2:13 am ET
by scott (buen provecho de california)

....yo voy a comer
en la mi case verdad
.......hasta luego
Haiku # 16385 October 19, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ronin

..el hombre gaucho
y cabra, donde estas
...tu nacion siempre
Haiku # 16384 October 19, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ronin
Haiku # 16383 October 19, 2001 1:57 am ET
by gautcho

.........siberian wind
gently brushing a pine wave
......a fine leaf for fall
Haiku # 16382 October 19, 2001 1:56 am ET
by ronin
pues, ya lo dije
pero puedes llamarme
cabra...o gautcho
Haiku # 16381 October 19, 2001 1:51 am ET
by scott, o cualquier

.......como se llama
preguntame genghis scott
.......me llamo ronin
Haiku # 16380 October 19, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ronin

ahhh, ap's calmed down
...what a capital notion
.......colorful boxers

(easy on the knee joints
...........old chap)
Haiku # 16379 October 19, 2001 1:39 am ET
by ronin@anashwhatselfrestraintyouhavereallyimeanit
hey, marauding hordes -
will you lay off ronin, eh?
(ll
Haiku # 16378 October 19, 2001 1:35 am ET
by scott, continuing this silly dialogue...and i'm not canadian, as i clearly spelled out
....."the last leaf"
............"imagine"
......"bullet the blue sky"

.........."lucent moon"
......."falling maple leaf"
....."bloody english wags"
Haiku # 16377 October 19, 2001 1:22 am ET
by ronin
........i am what i am
scott from the beginning as
........it is in the end

.....("this no haiku site"
....."zip me outta here"
...."misty mountain dew"
Haiku # 16376 October 19, 2001 1:18 am ET
by ronin@can'taregularguyimprovearoundheresheesh
you have decided to stop
when you saw blasphemy
about Britney Spears
Haiku # 16375 October 19, 2001 1:12 am ET
by face it jewel1

....we're taking a leave
to find rest away from this
.....draining endeavour
Haiku # 16374 October 18, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ronin

......but then again AP*
are we constrained to argue
.......about everything

.....(*Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 16373 October 18, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@couldnttherebepeaceandquietaroundhereevenjustforawhile

.do you dream of goats
up there in canada's alps
..fucking your ass bad?
Haiku # 16372 October 18, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ronin

......dementia praecox
i'm afraid is what it's called
....in the advance stage

.(do you also hear voices?)
Haiku # 16371 October 18, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by ronin
.......hallucinating
seeing apparition things
...must be the vodka*

..(or something psycho
..or organic in the head)
Haiku # 16370 October 18, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ronin

...ahhh, there i go again
with my sorry spelling sigh
........will it ever stop
Haiku # 16369 October 18, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by ronin

.......if you want haiku
tell this maurading hordes to
......stop biting my foot

...(and the blasphemy is too
..........heavy a stuff)
Haiku # 16368 October 18, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin@muybienscotthablatutambien.lasotrasletrasen"eres..."noestaenlacontexta

.....my haikus are mine
they're intellectual property
........available at cost
Haiku # 16367 October 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ronin
That was why it was
not "by" but "from" henceforth
any name that says jewel1
is not the real one
Haiku # 16366 October 18, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Jewel1Iwasjustaskedbyronin
I have decided to stop...
when I saw blasphemy
so PLEASE do not use my NAME!!!
Haiku # 16365 October 18, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by jewel1thatisNOTME