Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
so this is it vert
guess we're through after last night
i need real men
Haiku # 16503 October 22, 2001 11:58 am ET
by vert's ex gf
and don't go bragging
as if you are well endowed
believe me..you ain't
Haiku # 16502 October 22, 2001 11:53 am ET
by vert's gf
had to lick your ass
your erectile dysfunction
made me really bored
Haiku # 16501 October 22, 2001 11:48 am ET
by vert's gf
Last night in bed
My girlfriend licked my asshole.
I think Im in love!
Haiku # 16500 October 22, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Vert
you need a filter
one for all the crap janis
oops, what about mine?
Haiku # 16499 October 22, 2001 8:53 am ET
by mellie
if the oblivion will not end
i will cherish my life as if it was to
end today
Haiku # 16498 October 22, 2001 7:01 am ET
by necromancer
i love you dearly,
yes until eternity,
have no fear my son.
Haiku # 16497 October 22, 2001 6:58 am ET
by moonflower
hair grey, face wrinkled,
time have changed you so much dad,
stay with me i pray.

Haiku # 16496 October 22, 2001 6:55 am ET
by moonflower
cheese and butter,
that is all that ever matter,
to my one platter.
Haiku # 16495 October 22, 2001 6:50 am ET
by moonflower
bitter butterfly,
try to laugh and do not cry,
you are loved know why.
Haiku # 16494 October 22, 2001 6:45 am ET
by moonflower
nothingness filter
removes any nothingness
leaving only all
Haiku # 16493 October 22, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ash
janis, unclamp it:
you're not pro-nazi are you?
you were drunk on fumes
Haiku # 16492 October 22, 2001 4:55 am ET
by scott (whoa!) badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
softy and silky hair;
please do not fall in the air;
let me touch oh Clair.
Haiku # 16491 October 22, 2001 3:57 am ET
by moonflower
people are happy,
like the birds and fish guppy;
my heart feels fluffy.
Haiku # 16490 October 22, 2001 3:55 am ET
by moonflower
no haiku given?
cant think of anything even?
rest now in heaven.
Haiku # 16489 October 22, 2001 3:52 am ET
by moonflower
No haiku submit-
ted ... will all be gone so soon
Nothingness filter
Haiku # 16488 October 22, 2001 3:29 am ET
by Janis
I wanna new 'blog
One that won't make me sick.. One
That won't make feel....
Haiku # 16487 October 22, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Janis
Its unpopular
My opinions I do mean
Mouth firmly shut
Haiku # 16486 October 22, 2001 3:25 am ET
by Janis
Ah... good old spray paint
I remember you so well
Face deep in the bag
Haiku # 16485 October 22, 2001 3:24 am ET
by Janis
marin nazi youth:
please go OD on something
inhale your spray paint
Haiku # 16484 October 22, 2001 2:06 am ET
by scott, badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
here's a dharma door:
be real, not so "enlightened"
close it when you leave
Haiku # 16483 October 22, 2001 1:59 am ET
by scott to that chick
the price of freedom
is eternal vigilance
- thomas jefferson
Haiku # 16482 October 22, 2001 1:57 am ET
by scott...well, i typed it
pure evil decides,
tricksta fox is not moxie,
back to well earned nap
Haiku # 16481 October 22, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two linked Haiku
American Style
Shit in your nacho
Haiku # 16480 October 21, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
pure evil awakens,
fathomless eyes examine
tricksta foxes words
Haiku # 16479 October 21, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Tricksta Fox, that
poem sucks, it's not even
a haiku, dumbass.
Haiku # 16478 October 21, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by Nacho Master
Ill Haiku
You see below
What you think?
Haiku # 16477 October 21, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox

Reality is violent
Imaginary doves
Shout for peace to

A deaf world with
Wounds that leak
Vile Secretions
Haiku # 16476 October 21, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
hon, stay sweet and true;
and please do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.
Haiku # 16475 October 21, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by moonflower
hon, stay sweet and true;
and do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.
Haiku # 16474 October 21, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by moonflower
love is a puzzle;
lovers cannot untangle;
just play the puzzle.
Haiku # 16473 October 21, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by moonflower
last book read: Valis
favorite sport: mountain biking
my sake: haiku
Haiku # 16472 October 21, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by scott the satyrical
yes, her hands are huge.
her low voice high: "meditate".
just pay it no-mind.
Haiku # 16471 October 21, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by scott (teacher has a what?)
don't date therapists
they're professional screw-ups
give me yahoo games
Haiku # 16470 October 21, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by scott (over-generalizing as usual...and not about the ex, if anyone cares, or even if they don't...)
raindrops and teardrops;
keep pouring oh so alike;
just pour life's meaning.
Haiku # 16469 October 21, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by moonflower
hugging ex-girlfriend
we fit like jigsaw pieces
difficult puzzle
Haiku # 16468 October 21, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by scott
i thank the Lord Jesus;
40 years of life on earth;
with so much blessings.
Haiku # 16467 October 21, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by moonflower
Yellow bus
On asphalt roaring
Rush to catch
Haiku # 16466 October 21, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox of ATL
Midterms,
Amoral Giants stalk
Stressed student
Haiku # 16465 October 21, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
ur lips,ur lips uuuuuuu blablablablablablablablablba??????
Haiku # 16464 October 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by haikU of da WORST
kevin is devilish,
handsome and bright,
i love kevin with all my heart.
Haiku # 16463 October 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by moonflower
Haiku # 16462 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16461 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16460 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16459 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16458 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16457 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16456 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16455 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16454 October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet