so, like, what happened to all the recent stuff?
by um....
 
			
			
life is a bad rash.
or is life really sad trash?
bottom line:  mad cash.
by scott (shove me in the shallow water already)
 
			
			
Life is a mad Dash
From here to there, Running 
Like rabid rabbits
by Tricksta Fox
 
			
a feruncle on 
my phalanx, caused a bingal,
life is a bad mash
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later
by Bung Daddy
 
			
(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)
by scott (yes, torture king is right of course)
 
			
Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries
I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?
by WK
 
			
one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin
by scott (couldn't help myself)
 
			
chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full
thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate
icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode
by mellie
 
			
my heart is breaking;
i cannot express the pain;
now that you've left.
by moonflower
 
			
i did my best brod,
you know how i wish you best,
but world is too big
by moonflower
 
			
beloved brother,
whatever...wherever..whenever
i will be here.
by moonflower
 
			
you guys take this place real fucking serious,
don't u?  How sad.  
by torture king
 
			
BLAH BLAH BLAH
FUCK OFF!
by torture king
 
			
this place sucks soooooooooo much 
that i can post whatever 
the fuck i want and I don't have to give a shit how long the sylable count runs
by torture king
 
			
the sad thing is, you
think you are all so clever.
If that's true, why post?
by torture king
 
			
			
give me one good rea-
son you all come and post here?
I'm just drunk as shit.
by torture king
 
			
Chinese Connection
"Kung Fu is Back" purple 
Bruce Lees Kick 
by Tricksta Fox
 
			
a new tax system
some hope for mensa members
all others are damned
by ash
 
			
if this is your own
int'restin philosophy
if quoted, it's cool
by sheena@admiration for 16002
 
			
a rose by any...
"sheena" is almost, not quite
similar in sound
(y'all were discussing nomenclature)
by sheena@what's in a name?
 
			
i've been tricked again
the noodles are still crunchy
instant lunch, my ass!
by scott
 
			
Flung from ill-thought faith
Twin horizontal horrors
Scything skyline dreams
by Gary O. of Oklahoma 
 
			
all assholes smell bad,
not matter how sexy at that,
feces exits in that you forgot?
by moonflower
 
			
we sniff each other
some assholes smell pretty good
let's see that tail wag
by scott
 
			
grandma was quite dead
slipped her TwinLab Ripped Fuel Tea
sadly, she's still dead
by scott, last one about the tea i promise
 
			
vert's an asshole king
loved by his asshole subjects
they all smell alike
by stolich
 
			
vert haiku hero?
he's just an asshole worshipped
by other assholes
by absolut
 
			
Construction 
Destruction Hand in Hand 
Path of Life
by Tricksta Fox
 
			
bung daddy back here,
ash has campylobacter,
two plus two equals????
by number two, four, eight, sixty-four...a shitty week
 
			
weathered asshole
wiping with one ply wad
screaming shits, dab dab.
by Bung Daddy
 
			
			
vert! haiku hero
original author of 
grandma has a cock
by ap
 
			
This is a very 
stupid site for all those lo-
sers who have no lives
by torture king
 
			
it's an expression
don't form a mental image:
"jesus fucking shit"
by the killer haiku...you have been warned, and should skip this if you have any sense at all (assuming the previous haiku didn't k
 
			
Drunken lap dances!
So, yadda yadda yadda
I puked in her box.
by Vert
 
			
my pouty red lips,
hungry, can all men to see?
am yours. free to taste.
by moonflower
 
			
it's thermogenic!
one sip, you'll bench four-fifty
you'll need some new clothes
i served grandma tea
she drank some TwinLabs Ripped Fuel
next time: chamomile
by scott
 
			
TwinLabs Ripped Fuel Tea
the quickest way to huge pecs
it's the orange peel
by scott
 
			
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck
each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck
each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
no one will whip me;
walk laughing,  free and  happy;
why not also thee?
by moonflower
 
			
life is not like that;
how can i tell you all that;
all Afghan women.
i enjoy life much;
and i am not bad in that;
do unveil fast.
by moonflower
 
			
Kcyzinski got laid
women loved his dark passion
John Hinkley bombed out
by scott
 
			
my heart is fluffy
it's big and warm and fuzzy
they're still running tests
by scott
 
			
Minds interworking
together for each other.
Forgot? We're greedy...
Paradise dreams
hopes and wishes that never
arrive or cease.
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Blood soaked paint
A reminder of quiet,
On with the games!
by Cod wobbler