Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Opinions are like...
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
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i mean, didn't you
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
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sorry if I caused
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
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contrary counter
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
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Choose your own haiku
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
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Addiction is a
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
by
ethics interfere
it will remain a secret
respecting janis
it will remain a secret
respecting janis
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Picasso was a Scorpio
he changed his work based
on his moods and swings...
he changed his work based
on his moods and swings...
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I come from a place
where things don't change quickly
and it is valued so
where things don't change quickly
and it is valued so
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Those who stay to form
atrophy, don't stretch and
need a dang bowflex
workout
atrophy, don't stretch and
need a dang bowflex
workout
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pushing envelopes,
messing with forms, it bothers
the stationery
messing with forms, it bothers
the stationery
by
Choose your own haiku?
how do you do that? I don't
know and am suicidal
enough, to ask
how do you do that? I don't
know and am suicidal
enough, to ask
by
The cabin in the
woods would be nice, put power in
peace and no people
woods would be nice, put power in
peace and no people
by
Scott, I hate to fight
but for the longest time it
just seems they'd kill you
for style reasons
but for the longest time it
just seems they'd kill you
for style reasons
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way things are going,
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
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She admits as she
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...
And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...
And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
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Well, Diet Coke and
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
by of egad
awesome Bhutan,
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
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but yes i liked the
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
by
fucko's fucked the
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
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i enjoyed the Klee
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
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exploring new forms...
but i'll desist since you asked
though no one was harmed
but i'll desist since you asked
though no one was harmed
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Oh my dear fuckos
From whence comes your destructive
Impulses... do tell
From whence comes your destructive
Impulses... do tell
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constantly
between, a narrow country
you pass through nightly
between, a narrow country
you pass through nightly
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I see you walking
Ugly girl out in the rain.
Poor wet ugly girl.
Ugly girl out in the rain.
Poor wet ugly girl.
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there's a cocky here
eating up bits of almonds
I keep next to me
I believe you ash
it was not there yesterday
can't eat those nuts now
eating up bits of almonds
I keep next to me
I believe you ash
it was not there yesterday
can't eat those nuts now
by
pizza pizza!
pepperoni and sausage
with fluffy cheese, please!
pepperoni and sausage
with fluffy cheese, please!
by of San Francisco
I know I shouldn't
and I won't again but I'm
amazed that I can!
and I won't again but I'm
amazed that I can!
by of sorry janis, just too good to pass up
scott's 3d haiku
offerings make me dizzy.
but they are clever.
offerings make me dizzy.
but they are clever.
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hungry ghosts stealing
credit cards, burned out angels
fleeing the city
credit cards, burned out angels
fleeing the city
by of heading north to oregon for a bit
vague gods, no possible
restoration of order.
sun rises again.
restoration of order.
sun rises again.
by of i'm aware that the first line is 6 syllables and I could care less as there are many forms of haiku and the japanese language is
watching Simon and
Simon at 4:00am it
doesn't get much worse...
Simon at 4:00am it
doesn't get much worse...
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the orchestra is
sliding into the sea I'm
arranging deck chairs
sliding into the sea I'm
arranging deck chairs
by of Titanic
everyone listen:
a river with smooth stones that
tumble like humans
a river with smooth stones that
tumble like humans
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Autum
There is no mounting
the broken back of time. All
our fears turn to leaves.
There is no mounting
the broken back of time. All
our fears turn to leaves.
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there has to be an
understanding of sorts, one
where I reach across
to the soft, melting
heart and life is precisely
that one dimension.
understanding of sorts, one
where I reach across
to the soft, melting
heart and life is precisely
that one dimension.
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look up into flat
toned gray, one dimension of
being, birds cross it.
toned gray, one dimension of
being, birds cross it.
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fed by springs and floods
shallow water table strained
by willows and fern.
shallow water table strained
by willows and fern.
by of At the Universe Headquarters asking "What was it I did again?"
a flooded sketchlike
territory of trees in
sepia, seeping.
territory of trees in
sepia, seeping.
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waving antennae
watching the days grow longer
cognisant cockroach
watching the days grow longer
cognisant cockroach
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a blazing night sky
reflected in dark water
the bright stars
reflected in dark water
the bright stars
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I don't have much hair
The hairdresser has it now
She has a broom too
The hairdresser has it now
She has a broom too
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Tree branches show bare
Coloured leaves fall to the ground.
Can this be Autumn?
Coloured leaves fall to the ground.
Can this be Autumn?
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duality:
it's human nature, and well...
i am a smart ass
it's human nature, and well...
i am a smart ass
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ash, how DO they know?
the cokroaches, i mean
do YOU know they know?
the cokroaches, i mean
do YOU know they know?
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