faster than anthrax,
slower than moxie....TV...
is killing me ...click!

some people ask me
why dead moxie makes me laugh
i have no idea

this is not a drill
dead moxie has returned, so
find a place to hide.

thought that dead moxie
would make a good hand puppet
misjudged the third grade

dead moxie koan or
get a web cam and let us
watch you do it mox.

If a moxie dies
and there is no one around
does he still count wrong?

TOP STORY TODAY!
Vicious gangs of dead Moxies
Terrorize site

I remember your
handsome legs....always wishing
you had three of them

Why do they hate us?
We are cute!...:^)...They are so bad :^)
Teach them some manners!!!.. :^)

Still, Taliban says I am gone
We shall replace them with saurkraut
and happy women using Turbo as pinata

Tell you liberals what
we'd be speaking of
a glass of water on the news
if water were all over the news

Afghani women,
Must wear bhurkas so lets
Bomb their families!

the gothic woman
of the year, week, month?
She gets us all through

Afghani women,
Have a different culture,
Let

Afternoon TV
House

Why do we like birds?
They soar? Are beautiful? And

Let's go nowhere in
America, drinking PBR
and smoking Djarums

had to stay downtown
to put out fires. i will go
north early next week

i'll still leave early
the cats are taken care of
the dog has plans too

My jeans are sky blue
with white clouds and jet contrails
running up my seams

Took my Tuesday off
and floated in a row boat
it's Monday again

someone certainly
had a jihad with a chook
chicken curry yum

a fucking hot wok
seared a brand on to my hand
hotter than curry

a student jihad
if at first you don't succeed
just kill the teacher

in a crowded pan
fish balls pushing each other
to avoid the stick

fried glazed bananas
skewered on a bamboo stick
eat it while it's hot

he made the class fail.
not all, but more than enough.
learn how to set tests.

scandinavian.
fuck the stupid math prof.
i hate his accent.

Snow falls thick and fast -
a tramcar comes, with all lights
burning at mid-day.

An Orange Roughie?
Or an Orange Smoothie. lo,
a Roughie Smoothie

you are a smoothie
you have got sugar and spices
and you taste real good

soy milk with pumpkin
non-fat frozen yogurt and
spices (protien boost)

we'll be together
my shit, that's all that matters
doesn't matter when

I saw a girl kiss
a parrot yesterday so
mascots seen it all

love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.

love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.

love while you still can,
embrace, hug while you still can,
never know what's next.

a plane crash today,
many people dead again,
why did it happen?

dont be sad okey?
i will be here day by day,
to love and comfort.

saturation point
fresh mown lawn oozes moisture
then trickles downwards

m takn d day
off n dis 1st day of d
wk god it fils great

eighteen days straight work
i must be very crazy
or else i will be

Joseph I love you
You are wonderful for me
We will be married...

indy i thnk nids help
wid his vbs scripts and a
sp whatever

hi, janis. hav a nce day sister.

the longest journey
begins with a single step
or, hey, stay in bed

just loving yourself
can sometimes be difficult
when you have no porn

almost got sent to pitt
bb trip was in jeopardy
i resolved the problem

Monday's are manic
most of the time, some are those
three day weekenders

Unidentified
Sticky brown goo on my sock.
God, I hate Mondays.

for those who knows
what im talking about
way discarded

i like scott's haiku
does it fuck up the system?
why are they so bad?