Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
automated war
international cowboys
send food afterwards

the air is not safe
innocent arabs are killed
Bounty of Our Quake
Haiku # 17303 November 20, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
simple people die
must destroy complacency
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 17302 November 20, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
still strangely graceful
turning a slow pirouette
frog in the hot tub
Haiku # 17301 November 20, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by scott in 2D
your hands were salmon
runnning the winding, twisted
channels up my spine
Haiku # 17300 November 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by scott in 2D, purged of all negativity by an amazing massage...thank you, Krista
Humming a sweet tune
pleasent till reaching the end
O! just so too soon.
Haiku # 17299 November 20, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Garik of Jerzey
I wish this sting of
mine was a healer and not
so poisoned to self
Haiku # 17298 November 20, 2001 9:59 am ET
by Moxie
The many persons
we've been on line, I've been and
lost is being nice
Haiku # 17297 November 20, 2001 9:27 am ET
by Moxie

..yep you do produce
at a rate of about once
..in a blue blue moon

..(unless, of course...)
Haiku # 17296 November 20, 2001 9:24 am ET
by ronin

...........AP is janis?
do you read my cookies too
.and some stuff like those?
Haiku # 17295 November 20, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin
remember wallace
stevens, transcendent poet,
but milquetoast lawyer
Haiku # 17294 November 20, 2001 1:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tired but not retired
i continue my life's path
producing haiku
Haiku # 17293 November 19, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ash
...OW COMON

mellie is a she?!?
Haiku # 17292 November 19, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by ronin

..........ash is back working?
.......he is past retirement age
.........with his head so bald

(must be hieing off somewhere in
.a golden acres home something)
Haiku # 17291 November 19, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by ronin@mustbeanimpostermebbescott
Whoever she is
Mellie's classy...
capish?
Haiku # 17290 November 19, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by ah
A golden shower????
Pouring into Mellie's mouth
Or gurgling some cum
Haiku # 17289 November 19, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Monday morning blah
I am sorry of
the fact I double-posted
I am quite sorry
Haiku # 17288 November 19, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
I am a fancy jedi
force be with you all
Haiku # 17287 November 19, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
Haiku # 17286 November 19, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Yslar
Ike was a Libran
I wish he had had dynamism
in that time for pres
Haiku # 17285 November 19, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
Vote eisenhower
he is a very nice guy
Presidental man
Haiku # 17284 November 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by yslar
Many a poet
looks up to the moon for inspiration
and she is a he?
Haiku # 17283 November 19, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Mox
They ask you to bottle it up
but then it blows up
Mount Saint Helen's had no soul
Haiku # 17282 November 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
Would Judas Iscariot
hung himself or was it
Mark's revenge on him

a Gospel Fiction?
Haiku # 17281 November 19, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Moxie
Grandma has a catchy phrase
my friend like Old Duke, Bowflex and Metallica
I am sorry this is not a haiku
I'm not sure it is a Zen statement
Haiku # 17280 November 19, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Moxie
Oh, I'm helpless for
but a moment then discover
You told me the truth all along

and I should have listened,
eh, do they have to be foes?
or future friends? or none of the above?
Haiku # 17279 November 19, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Mox
my head thrown right back
mouth open excited wait
down pours the shower
Haiku # 17278 November 19, 2001 9:49 am ET
by mellie
blown up transmitters
just another telly ban
in afghanistan
Haiku # 17277 November 19, 2001 9:03 am ET
by ash

a sense of duty
as the enemy battles
across the terrain
Haiku # 17276 November 19, 2001 8:46 am ET
by indiana

no need to argue
about parallel haiku
spain
Haiku # 17275 November 19, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

what a big surprise
to see you write my own line
bad spirits rising
Haiku # 17274 November 19, 2001 8:28 am ET
by indiana
when you remember
repetition rises up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17273 November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash
when i think of it
as the impulse rises up
i will write haiku

Haiku # 17272 November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash

when the moon is full
and the howls are long, would you
camp out in the woods?
Haiku # 17271 November 19, 2001 7:58 am ET
by indiana
when i lie in bed
and my genitals rise up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17270 November 19, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ash
when the moon is full
and the king tide rises up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17269 November 19, 2001 7:56 am ET
by ash
what full moon is that ?
you got poetic licence
not astronomer's
Haiku # 17268 November 19, 2001 6:36 am ET
by ash

the earth stood waiting
to catch heaven
Haiku # 17267 November 19, 2001 6:28 am ET
by indiana
Tension? Snip the tight-
rope, some wisdom making its
arrival in due time:

People I see as
helpless sinking victims are
superfluous foes.

[so the theory goes...]
Haiku # 17266 November 19, 2001 2:33 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
thirty pieces of cold
silver for a ration of mods
on line dead on cue
Haiku # 17264 November 18, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Moxie
I look back, and turn
into salt, Sodom and the
other place, kosher
Haiku # 17263 November 18, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Mox
I wonder if there is
worry about what one was
when one is no more
Haiku # 17262 November 18, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Mox
so sick of working
i am really sick of it
totally quite beyond
Haiku # 17261 November 18, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
ten tenths cloud cover
no sign of the leonids
beam me up, scotty
Haiku # 17260 November 18, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ash
crickey moonflower
you lay it on thick and sweet
makes me feel icky
Haiku # 17259 November 18, 2001 7:09 am ET
by mellie
open your veil dear,
shave your beard fast, sing and dance,
have life, be happy!
Haiku # 17258 November 18, 2001 5:51 am ET
by moonflower
fresh from a shower,
being squeaky clean is cool,
sad, some cant do same.
Haiku # 17257 November 18, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
shiny silver coin,
in my wallet lie quietly,
twas a gift from thee.
Haiku # 17256 November 18, 2001 5:27 am ET
by moonflower

.......feeling happy now
having done my bad deed for
.....today, i now abscond
Haiku # 17255 November 18, 2001 1:24 am ET
by ronin

..........and scott is janis
"they" have the user's name and
........password of this site

....(what's with the video clip)
Haiku # 17254 November 18, 2001 1:21 am ET
by ronin

..............trial by error:
when one narrows done the truth,
........what remains is...truth

....(or something to that effect)
Haiku # 17253 November 18, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ronin