Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
it makes you sleepy
and has too much fat, gravy
only makes it worse
Haiku # 17514 November 27, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by k_against_turkey
gotta use it up -
how about a sandwich of
and ?
Haiku # 17513 November 27, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by scott in 3D
It's cloudy, I'm here
I'm breathing, it's all life
and it's all right
Haiku # 17512 November 27, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
they wake up to their
own hatred, and aren't set for
anothers anguish...

Haiku # 17511 November 27, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
ECT?

I am intrigued
---
To speak thru haikus
seems rather harsh and not
really, who you are...
Haiku # 17510 November 27, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Who cares, as he brushed
off the feet, let the one Above
deal with Sodom and Gomorrah

often the evangelicals say that when
you dust off your feet and ignore
the "small stuff" it will condemn the
person who is behind it
Haiku # 17509 November 27, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Moxie
If I killed myself
if anyone did, I would be in Hell
and I could not escape...

Here I can at least, leave
and not see someone pretend to
be me to get me to react...

If I didn't, it would stop
Haiku # 17508 November 27, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie of the pretend moxie, to him
That last long thing wasn't me...
I don't think "truth" is respected here though
Haiku # 17507 November 27, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
haiku therapy
poor second to e.c.t.
more power to you
Haiku # 17506 November 27, 2001 6:46 am ET
by ash
depressed and need help?
then find someone who does care
for the likes of you
Haiku # 17505 November 27, 2001 6:41 am ET
by mellie
I am sitting alone tonight
wondering why won't they understand
that I am just depressed and
I need help

it's hard living in a place where it's not
so readily available

so let me write my own haiku and leave me alone
Haiku # 17504 November 27, 2001 6:20 am ET
by Moxie
What if I just killed myself
tonight? Wouldn't you feel bad
Mellie and ash you would just not
care

but I am always with God at least
and if I just want tonight
He would care
Haiku # 17503 November 27, 2001 6:18 am ET
by Moxie
my kind of soul mate
might suffer it's own anguish
it belongs in me

and who gives a hoot
so I despise self loathing
wake up to one's self
Haiku # 17502 November 27, 2001 5:05 am ET
by mellie
Oceans of self pity
only last to entertain
in some small world bars
Haiku # 17501 November 26, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by Moxie
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE A FRICKEN MIDOL
I REPEAT FROM MASSECHUSETTES OR WHATEVER
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE AFRICKEN MIDOL
Haiku # 17500 November 26, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
crying out for help
you can't see anyone else
bad self obsession

i do not hate you
denial and projection
you just hate yourself

drop in the ocean
centre of the universe
perspective decides
Haiku # 17499 November 26, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ash
Is mellie a kind soul?
Is Ash an artist of the first class?
is "ap" an angel in disguise?
Haiku # 17498 November 26, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Moxie
VICTORY IS MINE said
the old Fuhrer, as the tanks
rolled into Berlin
Haiku # 17497 November 26, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Moxie
they tell you to give
up, on who YOU are, you've been
there... Look at yourselves
Haiku # 17496 November 26, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie, I don't give up
It's my belief not to give up
To improve, to live, to love

no matter what, there is always hope
Haiku # 17495 November 26, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
doesn't understand mellie

I should listen and move on
it's emotion that speaks...
feeling is instinct, passion, pain, sickness
sadness
Haiku # 17494 November 26, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
I will never be here
forgiven

Now, I can give up
or I can go on, let others do
listening, hoping...

and let faith do the turning
Haiku # 17493 November 26, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Asleep at the wheel
screaming "heaven awaits"
in the cave of Aristotle's killers
Haiku # 17492 November 26, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
What worth is a walk
You clear your mind, of all else
opinions, desires...

Haiku # 17491 November 26, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, to each his her
own, costing me everything...

Speak for yourselves
Haiku # 17490 November 26, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Bitch
Haiku # 17489 November 26, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Vert
well you puked up a
haiku that has too many
bloody syllables
Haiku # 17488 November 26, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mushrooms, weed and beer
All mixed at a wild party.
Did I puke blood again?
Haiku # 17487 November 26, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Vert
shut the fuck up mox
you make me so mad you prick
what is your problem?

can't you see you dill
that you are not amusing
or entertaining

you are a dead loss
the way you are now is sick
go somewhere else mox
Haiku # 17486 November 26, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
The mad scream for help
"mind your own business" you say
so selfishness is healthy...

or is it a madness itself?
Haiku # 17485 November 26, 2001 9:56 am ET
by Moxie
I spread on the ground
blankets pushed between roses
and came in the grass
Haiku # 17484 November 25, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two weeks!!! EGGH, Two weeks!!!

So said the woman as Ah-nold

and so shall I soon
Haiku # 17483 November 25, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
bent over forwards
she spits out frothy toothpaste
he snuck up on her

he came from behind
with trembling knees they fell down
she came on the floor
Haiku # 17482 November 25, 2001 7:56 am ET
by mellie
enough neurosis
can you carry my baggage ?
i'm way too heavy
Haiku # 17481 November 24, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ash
Last night I had sex
with a female co-worker
naughty me, I am so bad
Haiku # 17480 November 24, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix, AZ
"Insanity" may be
a springboard for some
higher truth, when people
would rather cower in darkness
Haiku # 17479 November 24, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Some people like truth
over pretty form
and bland flowery words
Haiku # 17478 November 24, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie
euphroia i
do so adore ya my high
is my crime of time
Haiku # 17477 November 24, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by maven
The tower of Babel
was made by the hands of man
it fell, and will fall again and again
Haiku # 17476 November 24, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Moxie
take me away now
my friend my lover my sin
lovely lady jane
Haiku # 17475 November 24, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by maven
a lot of walking
down the street of Rockland
welfare bored? just
an awful downturn for a fish town
and wonderful people
with some apathy about
Haiku # 17474 November 24, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Moxie
ap who are u
to judge a poets mind/soul
u are not a god
Haiku # 17473 November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by maven
A lot of drugs
to drown out the reality
and to make it easier

to be inhuman
in a place unfit
for human habitation
Haiku # 17472 November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
when heroic fantasy died
and inspiration died
they rehashed the old

and sold it to Burger King
Haiku # 17471 November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
it's an urban spirit
vs a rural one, there is
a cultural gap there

seen as violent and selfish by me
and ignorant and unaesthetic by thee?
I don't know
Haiku # 17470 November 24, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Moxie
its a foe i'm look
in for just a little bit of
one on one please me
Haiku # 17469 November 24, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by maven
when it is the place
for bad haiku
then when it sucks, it's here
Haiku # 17468 November 24, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by Moxie
I just do it for
the mental blatheration
but it is taste too
Haiku # 17467 November 24, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Moxie
the zeitgeist never
leaves quietly but
something crashes loudly
Haiku # 17466 November 24, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie, i love you
there's some pity there as well
just the haiku sucks
Haiku # 17465 November 24, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap