Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17674 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17673 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17672 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17671 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17670 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17669 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17668 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17667 December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17666 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17665 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17664 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17663 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17662 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17661 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17660 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17659 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17658 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17657 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17656 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17655 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17654 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17653 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17652 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17651 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17650 December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
h
Haiku # 17649 December 1, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by h


Oregon, our Al
ma Mater, we will guard thee
on and on. Gather

round and cheer her, chant
her glory Oregon. Roar
the praises for Mighty Oregon!
Haiku # 17647 December 1, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by k_against_Corvallis of Mighty Oregon


it's that time again
rain sleeting down surprising
all the newscasters,

Oregonians
are used to it, it's the Big Day
and the Ducks will win.

Haiku # 17646 December 1, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by k_against_the_OSU_Beavers of Back in the Civil War, fighting for the National Chamiopship. I'm not usually a football fan but...when you're ranked 5th in th
The christmas season
makes people do crazy things
like writing haiku
Haiku # 17645 December 1, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Ryan Baxter of philadelphia

..an etched cross, i see
drawn in the vicissitudes
.....of space and time
Haiku # 17644 December 1, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ronin@whatsthisanewsiteforthehackin?

.....i am impressed k
though i refuse to admit
...how about your pic

.(mellie you scare me)
Haiku # 17643 December 1, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ronin@jackandilookabitalikeatfirstglance


When I was younger
I taped every episode
of 5-0. Book 'em!
Haiku # 17642 December 1, 2001 7:15 am ET
by k_against_people_who_demean_Hawaii_5_0


wandering in this
world sometimes beauty meets us
and we run like hell.
Haiku # 17641 December 1, 2001 7:13 am ET
by k_against
http://www.chinaberryhill.com/def1.jpg

the road taken should
at least be one your sure of
not a random path
Haiku # 17640 December 1, 2001 7:09 am ET
by k_against_
living a rich life
means going into the woods
near you. hug the trees.
Haiku # 17639 December 1, 2001 7:04 am ET
by k_against_ of Wendell Barry was right
Simon and Simon
is a much overlooked show.
Jack Lord was better.
Haiku # 17638 December 1, 2001 7:02 am ET
by k_against_modern_tv
the tv set glows
and i bathe in its fire
of radiation
Haiku # 17637 December 1, 2001 7:01 am ET
by k_against_
I liked my journey
haiku and waxing philly
sophical was fun
Haiku # 17636 December 1, 2001 7:00 am ET
by k
ha!
Haiku # 17635 December 1, 2001 6:59 am ET
by k
Fight !!! :)
Haiku # 17634 December 1, 2001 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
except for the count
this sounds like a moxie ku
hope you find work soon
Haiku # 17633 December 1, 2001 4:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
get too lost because
remember, you are trying
to find direction.

go to the ends of
the earth, or stay in one place.
The journey's the same.
Haiku # 17632 December 1, 2001 3:36 am ET
by k_continuing_a_haiku_on_journeying_with_no_map of take a good sense of direction
it seems to me that
the search takes place deep inside.
Lose the map, but don't
Haiku # 17631 December 1, 2001 3:36 am ET
by k_against_maps of i'm in here and you're out there
I'm also laid back
and would not bite your head off
does that suck too much?
Haiku # 17630 November 30, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by mellie

relax,

i dont

bite...

at times.
Haiku # 17629 November 30, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by ronin

surprisingly,

........no one

...............is

.......awake.
Haiku # 17628 November 30, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by ronin

....indian mountains
...are inhospitable to
all goats and goatherds

..(the bengal cats rule)
Haiku # 17627 November 30, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ronin

.....an ode to george dude
his music was the soul's food
.........we had it so good
Haiku # 17626 November 30, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ronin
like george harrison
i am off to india
in search of something
Haiku # 17625 November 30, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by scott in 2D
Splattering pot spray
Staining the porcelain throne
My wife loves to clean
Haiku # 17624 November 30, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by Bung Daddy