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ok k spill it!
you gonna be ok, k?
i want you back here.
Haiku # 17976, December 22, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
hey, lucky people!
here comes your moment of Zen:
"gRaNdMa'S gOt A cOcK"
Haiku # 17975, December 22, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Key to bad haiku?
Sincerity
Haiku # 17974, December 22, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm buying a watermellon for myself for Christmas
after all
everyone needs SOMEONE at this time of year!


Haiku # 17973, December 22, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by moxie - holy watermellons!
Do bears shit in the woods?
Does the American military fuckup all the time?
Simple pieces of shit
Haiku # 17972, December 22, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie-He was our informer so he must have been telling the truth
You throw pearls before
swine, you best get a damn
good taste for ham
Haiku # 17971, December 22, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, they see these naive
people and wonder why?
Why aren't they happy, the "wise"?
Haiku # 17970, December 22, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
oo ee oo ah ah
the walla walla bing bang
calls me from afar
Haiku # 17969, December 22, 2001 7:26 am ET
by ash
as many as we are
we are stars in the firmament
precious and whole
Haiku # 17968, December 21, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Moxie
aw you cunts are sweet
oh yeah and speaking of cunts
i loosened your dog's
Haiku # 17967, December 21, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
too many psychos
too little inspiration
toodle-oo for now
Haiku # 17966, December 21, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ash
he's at the north pole
helping pistol whip the elves
jerking off wildly
Haiku # 17965, December 21, 2001 6:15 am ET
by ash..... i miss him too
hollywood bonfire?
touring europe with his band,
'tit-fuck the fat guy'.
Haiku # 17964, December 20, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry 'bout that chap
except for the reading part
i seldom post now
Haiku # 17963, December 20, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by ap
so i am suspect
accused of criticising
a half-ashed poem
Haiku # 17962, December 20, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by ap - 17912 was my last post, sorry
remember the days
hollywood bonfire ruled here
he knew bad Haiku
Haiku # 17961, December 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by oldnasty
duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh-oh
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 17960, December 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by oldnasty
A tour of duty,
In ol, Afganeestan, eatin
All them daymn burkkass

done does a Taxass moth proud /_o/_
' '
Haiku # 17959, December 20, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by flutter, flutter, flutter
I want hot cross buns
feeling santa's sack's empty
nothing there for me
Haiku # 17958, December 20, 2001 1:45 am ET
by mellie, oh so greedy :-)
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