up the kyber pass
the luck's just about used up
not on your life boy

we could really blow
fingers poised on red buttons
hold my palm olive

all the world's a soap
kashmir bouquet doesn't wash
reach for the remote

rule was "speak softly
and yet carry a big stick"
not "be a dumb prick"

sing duck and cover
money may buy you power
but no brains at all

stupid bastard
has destabilised India,
Pakistan, now what.

big american
cowboy dipstick, wonder how
big HIS bomb shelter is

opps..an extra cylaable so nuke me

we have lied so
many times before, they are
really soooooo stupid

they don't deserve the
truth, they can't handle the truth
so says general jack

Afghani My Lie,
Charlie Company is back,
'brave' americans.

me do you long time joe, one dalla, got gum?

first haiku of year
two thousand two, no liquor,
no friends no life! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but no and in two thousand two :)

To Sober to read
Bad Haiku at 2:30 AM?
Rubber Ducky Tango.

no profundity
a little liquor with friends
and a year is gone

the sienfelt
episode about the gal
with the big 'man-hands'

was about jennifer aniston

also just noticed,
she has really hairy arms,
like really hairy :(

hundred thirty pounds,
Jennifer Anastassakis
five foot three, she's fat!

but a sweet face

it's a hola now,
but Argentina is a
good starter country

for some nice young couple

right-wing government
gives us tax break, i will now
buy, Argentina!

Tomorrow I dig
through the leaves and dirty socks
built up this past year

Melting on my car
swirling round my clouded breath
final flakes this year

feeding the baby
when the old year was gone
she gave me a grin

two thousand and two
mooloolaba to noosa
it looks so pretty