man I hope I am
not costing poor Janis...like
80 bucks a ku... :o

better quite ..
but google does rule

if the cleaver of
beaver is clever, god help
any dam builders

well I tried to be
clever but I would rather
cleave those nice beaver

ronin believes he
is so clever, the secrete
is out, the dam breaks

a girl so horny
she would fuck a fence-post, with
knots at eye-level

the monotony
of wind, and grass and trees, moves
a mind to mischief

...........eerie quietude
appears to permeate through
.......this world of silence

...finders, keepers...

.....amazing.....

............pretzels, anyone
.how the hell could you choke on
........something like pretzel

(prince harry potter is more cool)

...oh how cute k babe
as if you havent noticed
....how i lust for you

blue mondays on some
occasional winters kill
this lonely old state

bob geldorf was right
considering the above
i don't like mondays

when the rules change it's
just the tides of time coming
about, in fruition...

5
7
5

I just got back
and looking for an excuse
found myself staring at a screen

Karma is often bullshit
We reap what we sow, but
we can also steer our destiny...

There is a state of
horror in this time that makes
me realize, they know not what they do

I dont want to hate
I'm wishing cancer on you
Hurting my karma

I'll go back to bed
Its another school shooting
Unconscious time pod

you know what also,
comes out satisfyingly well,
yak milk and pork grinds

Sushi hits the spot
Pressure builds, colon tightens
Beautiful release.

I had an idea:
A haiku on George Woodcock,
Haiku anarchy.

And so I wrote it,
And when I had written it,
I posted it here:

George Woodcock is dead,
Died in 1995.
Well, that's death, I guess.

so where is scott now?
is he in india duck-
ing nuclear bombs?

might be moving soon
yippee yi oh ki ya-ay
pack the dental floss

That was uncalled for
Its your tempting illusion.
Still though-- your a man?

fuck me baby oh
yes yes do it do it more
cum on me baby

Oprah told my girl
She needs satisfying sex.
Just hope its with me

Bring the TV with,
We'll try to get some Star Trek
Moving means changes

just for the doubters
i am ap. just ap.
no other handles

rum is for winter
gin makes a good summer drink
but then, valium.....

the bat label rum
yes, you know, the darker stuff
makes a bitchin' drink

dog drops a stogie
scampers off a few paces
then returns to sniff

Always worse out there
Now I cant even complain
News provides some guilt

Moxie has returned!
the retarded prodigal!
life is indeed good!

i'm the new hitler?
but where's my funny moustache?
and where is the hate?

all hail to haiku
maintain a moving target
but keep it coming

no ronin, i don't
know hollywood bonfire,
and i don't want to.

I can smell her close
she told me to listen to music
and get rid of the junk

Hey, pack it on up!

Well, each person has
their own way of doing things and
it's a mind your own business
thing up here...
some people are just only happy
when they make others miserable

Well, the "strongest"
In America, survive, only to
hang themselves when they become CEO
Gee, what's missing?

maybe a conscience...

Oh, you're a waste of time....

MOXIE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
GO BACK TO THE LAND OWNED BY THE POMPOUS IMBREADS
GET OUT OF OUR FRICKEN COUNTRY
AND GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG
WHICH IS INDEED TORONTO, CANADA

IF GRANDMOTHER HAD A BEARD
THEN SHE WOULD BE
CONSIDERED A GRANDFATHER

SETEVERYONEONFIRE IS A NAZI.
HOLOCAUST BULL YOU'VE BROUGHT BEFORE US,
SETFIREONEVERYONE IS NEW HITLER

holy wood bonfire?
methinks ronin would like to
set churches ablaze.

the haiku moment
never seemed so long before;
tears begin to fall.

........you dont by any
chance happen to know holy
....wood bonfire, do you

......sunburnt from driving
more red-pink because of beer
.....i wished she was there

(oh how she would have loved
...to down-swing me with her
...........KISSES, baby)

before the knockout
it's good strategy to feint
smarter than i thought

foreign policy
i find that hard to swallow
just like your pretzel