we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather

I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man

Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.

If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server

asdf

all janis's base
are belong to us,
take off every zig

It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night

Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.

(any day now)

if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move

this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though

entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this
year ain't been better.

entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.

reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed

I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku

hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz

us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war

funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing

I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting

pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills

.you're just jealous ape
anyway what is this site
.and who's this chicken

The last time ralph klein
had a urine test it had
an olive in it

in the python's cage:
an oblivious chicken.
live in the moment

back from India
didn't get malaria
only writer's block

ha ha ha ronin
we, over at the new site
ditched your sorry ass

Is ronin a dolt?
ronin does sound like a dolt
and if that is him.....

he looks like a dolt a really short dolt

..........is that you janis
..looks like you have to shed off
.......here let me help you

(i got ways more than one, baby)

can you believe it?
mox makes it through the guantlet
but ash? and mellie?

.......egad moxie's back
ahhh the sufferings we have
.....to endure once more

......ahem sweet babe k
dont you grow tired of flirting
........get the real thing

i know who's number
.......18379, it's
..scottie-lad me boy

but he is so, so
very unconditionally
cluelessly clueless!

death in SugarLand,
Enron ex-exec. Commits

the american
taliban, son of Marin
but so damn clueless!

k will you please post
more pictures of your pussy?
that would be so nice

I have changed the
back door so only I can
post ha ha ha ha

elite troops killing
badly outnumbered starving
poorly armed peasants

what fuck-wit 'heroes'

mind cancers, those tunes
they lead your brain cells around
endless loop d' loops

this is the end____
beau-ti-ful friend, the end__________
of our e-lab-orate....

Rumsfeld must be a
bondage freak if he thinks that
THAT is humane

whip me hon, whip your donnie-boy!!

that should be horny,
don't make a mistake and fuck
horney instead of me

opps 5-7-6!

yes k if i had
somewhere else to put my post
i would not be here

no life? well of course
not. Do you think ANYONE
of us would post here

otherwise????

superman is a
fascist, is this news? adolph
knew long time ago

why does this shock me?
the superhero comics
didn't prepare me.

sniffing round the web
we find a simple backdoor
do we not have lives?

Don't make your haikus
a run-on sentence, as they
sound really awful.

that wasn't really
Mox, I was jest tryin' to
scare you haiku folk

-even a dumb-ass texan can get through to post

ronin looking like
those ancient Roman or Greek
warriors......short...real.....short

Tuesday: Site still live
I guess they forgot about
Taking the thing down

Haven't you learned that
It's hard to anger Janis
This is quite fun, eh?

WE, flutter, flutter
want a picture of Sheena,
she gave good sweater.

when your mom told you
the facts of life mox she said,
'stick that in pussy'

she didn't mean the poor house-cat!!!
shame...!