do you googlewhack?
love ephemeral pursuits?
elusive concepts?

give me King Missile,
give me The Onion online.
what else do you need?

elements conspire
overcast in New England
where the hell's the snow?

Sad life of ivy
It's exterior robust
Really quite fragile

the government sucks
no wonder we are allies
your government too

take two aspirin
and call me in the morning
fuck that, i'm sick now

I love bad haiku
when there's nothing else to do
(could be lots worse though)

my ivy's dying
now and then it drops a leaf
i have no TV

must go to the store
the food that was in my fridge
it just 'ate' no more

digital watches
worn only by lesbians
and sundry others

Penis breath dojo curse?
I wouldn't know.
I use Certs.

beneath the blankets
winter whispered purity
snow and promises

if the universe
is all male genitalia
i guess we're just nuts

how well would we fare
if we all were on welfare?
ah well...fare thee well

past doesn't exist
it is never even past
past is this moment

Olympics are gone
Unhappy people are mad.
Yea! Controversy!

trying to not be
bitter at 33 is
hard, might as well try

Funky squirrly cat,
where'd you get that orange hat?
Fly through space in that!

What has become my world?
I feel tense and defensive
fundamental change

Bread and Circuses,
The slight-of-hand continues,

however, i will
offfer congratulations
to canadians

there was no point, it's
just bad haiku, I can't take
it seriously.

teasing janis, or
flaming Moxie is the sign
that I'm feeling bored.

The point? There is no
point. I can't believe that you
assumed there was one.

this commentary
lacks a certain element:
...participation

canada may think
it's a badass at hockey,
but we'll take over

when we take a break
from dominating the rest
of the damn world, eh?

rest in peace Moxie
oh, ok forget the peace,
just glad you're at rest

I choke, yes, I choked
once again gold eludes me
for the final time

remind me: what is?
so I can forget what's not
one thing that's missing

like a train wreck?

full of: dead bodies?
burnt humans and bits of brain?
cardboard sandwiches?

the wind blows through here
and here and here and so on
insert last line here

sorry, bad writers
but i miss moxie badly
he's like a train wreck

I thought he dropped dead
that's where the maggots came in
so efficiently

moxie dropped acid,
well maybe! __and became, Chip
the Giant Maggot?

reminds me of mox
where in the hell did he go?
badhaiku heaven

I'd love a spell too
worn down emotionally
a raging loony

cannot understand
mathematics plus mellie
some things don't add up

above two thousand
raging at literati
just a lucky spell

the way of the world
overcome by emotion
not mathematics

looking up i see
i can no longer add up
seven is not five

your eyes, my darling
they are like stinking cesspools
come near me and i'll vomit

vomit's human, too
so are potatoes and bears
not fred, he's prawn or something

philosophical
i may not be always right
but i always write

I curl on my bed
It's not depression, don't fret
I just have really long legs

death is way down there
is the worst of it over?
blimey, aren't i deep today

i think i love you
if i could only see you now
i would squeeze the trigger

......right you are my man
we shouldn't take it for granted
......the peace we do have

:)

don't invoke demons
haiku might get repossessed
and then god help us

rest in peace, moxie
if is there's reincarnation
better luck next time

...for Moxie's headstone...
haiku epitaph contest,
for those who knew him....

has mox like the plague
...finally subsided and
........obliterated

.....fool you are reallish
to three sshixty degree turn
......the devil you arshh