Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
old man bade me join
handsome boy modeling school
from here say thank you

Haiku # 18882 March 5, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I wonder why he
battles someone who wondered
why he tried to be me

I am nothing to you sir
bother not with me
Haiku # 18881 March 5, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Resting assured
that she shall come back around
and all shall be well
Haiku # 18880 March 5, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Mox
ah, no sir, they
are locked in the struggle of
love, shaved toungues, deft features

Haiku # 18879 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Virgo is wise and
gives a circle of practical
truth to emotion
Haiku # 18878 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
some big foot slams down
joined pair deftly dodges prick
stings trite offender
Haiku # 18877 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as is the chickadee
silly little bird talks hello
and invites you to smile
Haiku # 18876 March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
I am one *Virgo*
my life an open book then
(true Scorpio knows)
Haiku # 18875 March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Penelope
your art, I like!
Haiku # 18874 March 5, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Mox
kiwis are odd fruit
small, brown, completely flightless..
or are they odd birds?
Haiku # 18873 March 5, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by scott (let me add: sweet and tart)
The two Scorpions
locked in the tall gaze love the
eternal struggle
Haiku # 18872 March 5, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
A civil war with
poems is not a creative
effort. I must go so others
can write haiku for now
Haiku # 18871 March 5, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Moxie
he who know shoot straight
else he catch bad bladder blast
right in smelly face
Haiku # 18870 March 5, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I am embarassed
to tell you my life, but I
also ask you, what of yours?
Haiku # 18869 March 5, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
To pretend to have the
great self confidence is to
say you are like you

we live in a culture
that values that over
true flawed humanity
Haiku # 18868 March 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Moxie
try to make up life
as you go down the road few
take and make your own path
Haiku # 18867 March 5, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Truth is to get a
life would solve a huge waste of
all your times as well
Haiku # 18866 March 5, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Moxie of I manage...
Mox, prithee do tell
do you live alone or what?
how doth payest bills?
Haiku # 18865 March 5, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by er, just wondering......
old man baba fan
said stand back and let it all
fly over you, so
Haiku # 18864 March 5, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Moxie
The group though, tends to
agree, as a group, when it
is of one whole clique
Haiku # 18863 March 5, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
so I see myself
through others whose true selves
lie to say, myself
Haiku # 18862 March 5, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Moxie
(simply hit shift key)
continuous depression
--capitalism!--
Haiku # 18861 March 5, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
he sends "us" his spores
leaves intelligence smiling
dead mullets shining
Haiku # 18860 March 5, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
unity is key
for those under control of
capitalism
Haiku # 18859 March 5, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by someone of NH
poets like the moon
where the light is brightest found
shadows are deeper
Haiku # 18858 March 5, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by A. Musing
scottological
demonstrable truths will show
within every *fact*
Haiku # 18857 March 5, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by Penelope
crap from bung daddy
is really pretty good shit
although quite nutty
Haiku # 18856 March 5, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by scottological
Universal truth
is centered on a good poo
and a happy bung
Haiku # 18855 March 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
something about Scott
poetic logic he's got
got to love him - lots
Haiku # 18854 March 5, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
a paradox then:
you fight for our acceptance
and so we fight back

who would wish you dead
if you didn't post this crap?
you're fighting yourself
Haiku # 18853 March 5, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by scott
listen, if you think
you're eternally damned
that's why i got off here

to live life with people
who I gave a shit about
and vice versa

not to listen to the opinions of those i did not know
Haiku # 18852 March 5, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
no!! I just like to fight
to try and convince others
that I have a right to live
Haiku # 18851 March 5, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
snowdrop and mittens
are playful pastel pussies
just watch your noggin....

http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.html
Haiku # 18850 March 5, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
black coffee, i cry
if the haiku don't kill me
i'll live till i die
Haiku # 18849 March 5, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by scott
i think badhaiku's
your eternal damnation
and so for us, too
Haiku # 18848 March 5, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by scott
moved within my heart
rhythmic tonic soothes - it seems
sadness reaches out
Haiku # 18847 March 5, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by someone just stopping in
I'm very human
I enjoy life at times, and suffer
as we all do...

Those who see only the poetry here
miss the whole picture, and I miss
the ones whom they are, we are
both Frodo and Gollum
Haiku # 18846 March 5, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Moxie of themadtaer@hotmail.com
I'm a Scorpio
that's no excuse to be a jerk like I was
but I evoke strong feelings...

I'd rather be on the side of light
Haiku # 18845 March 5, 2002 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
the stress I got here
was from the hatred of some
they just want an easy out

and want to be right
at any cost
Haiku # 18844 March 5, 2002 11:48 am ET
by Moxie
well, if I did that
I'm carrying the ring of doom
and I lived? who knew?

suicide is eternal damnation
no one should be encouraged to do so,
Haiku # 18843 March 5, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
so I guess moxie
is important to haiku
he's the dark not light

but recognizing
his existence is a bad
thing...pandora's box.
Haiku # 18842 March 5, 2002 6:14 am ET
by k of sorry 'bout the premature submission there
so I guess moxie
Haiku # 18841 March 5, 2002 6:11 am ET
by k
'
Haiku # 18840 March 5, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott (dropped it on the floor)
"im margret thatcher"
dipping fingers in my wine
pool cue in his eye
Haiku # 18839 March 5, 2002 5:52 am ET
by scott (out of the gene pool!)
poets need a muse
somehow we got stuck with mox
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18838 March 5, 2002 5:51 am ET
by scott
what's good without bad?
and what's bad without awful?
mox serves his purpose
Haiku # 18837 March 5, 2002 5:12 am ET
by scott (i think mox is like gollum...not to give the ending away or anything...)
like flying through flack
mox grotesque haiku attack
man that guy is whack
Haiku # 18836 March 5, 2002 4:58 am ET
by ash
i don't really think
moxie is human, just a
bot sending out spew
Haiku # 18835 March 5, 2002 3:58 am ET
by k
moxie finally
committing suicide would
be a promise kept
Haiku # 18834 March 5, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k
i hope moxie gets
run over by monster trucks
on a drunk rampage
Haiku # 18833 March 5, 2002 3:56 am ET
by k of to scott: I know you're a nice guy...but there are limits..serious limits..welcoming moxie is one of them