just sit back, relax
think of all the people you'd
like to fustigate

coprophilia?
favorite topic it seems
for so many here

temporal debate
ash? moxie? clearly all this:
haiku born of poo

here upon request
(knew you'd come to your senses)
need an autograph?

au contraire daddy
i was here before moxie
bring back hollywood

oil dripping from bung
Xenical working wonders
change the sheets honey

Get off Moxie's back
Mox was here before you fucks
had a fuckin clue

eyebrow raised, slight frown
squeezing out a little fart
oops, I pooped my pants

fuck you Moxie

I won't crap my pants
not in all two thousand two
doomed resolution

junk mail found haiku
yet another bad idea
that had to be tried

i don't wear dresses,
have had no complaints on size,
and yes, i'm renting

one too many beats
will I be sought out? beaten?
do I give it back?

doesn't own a home?
doesn't care for dropping dresses?
size doesn't matter?

8051
xdata and bdata
idating myself

communal haiku -
it seemed like a good idea
better to herd cats

drop a whole dress size!
add an inch to your penis!
refinance your home now!

worst haiku of all:
any by mox containing
procreate and sex

seems anonymous
suffers from arrhythmia
take some Tambocor

a haiku romance
cardio-vascular thumps
oh, my bleating heart

other platitudes
a nice bunch of red roses
pleasant cups of tea

will you, all of you
kindly screw yourself backwards
and write hate poems

Return Of The Mox!
the scar lines on my pale neck
were all for nothing...

Please, please erase moxie

moxie, you should just
listen to your father and
mind your own business

ah, well, sex for procreation
and you wonder why?
this world is f-ed up?

where's the damn love?

please erase my non-poems

Well, I could say
the same for everyone else...
It's more like a "haiku" bulletin board
lots of cheap shots, occasional
jabbers, open thoughts

"God damn it, you don't mind
your own business"...thanks Dad

lost on bad haiku
wonder how did I get here
how do I get out

Nothing like farting
in a hot steamed-up shower
wear the essence of bung

rising from the ash
a few that are much too good
lost on bad haiku

if this isn't life
it's fair approximation
that fools most of us

Lost reality?
do you use television
to deliver life?

Some things are mystery
What is the meaning of this?
Try to understand

with liquid assets
we shared our portfolios
it was the market

lesson to be learned?
Blondes have more fun but they
forget where you live

Sunday night came soon
eyes of brown/blonde hair---nowhere!
took my shampoo too.

We did swap fluids
We traded our underclothes
{It was the liquer)

She claimed innocent
Brown Eyes like syrup---blonde hair
up high and down low

Mellie you made it!!
but you have to start using
your ass! and kick rob's!

Mellie! Stay away
from Rob! he is using you,
seduce hunter girl!

burdens? well, maybe.
I'm uncomfortable about "lay"
could you clarify?

mox you are so sad
sex just for procreation?
now THAT'S bad haiku

all tock no action
it's time someone did something
boy, get my slippers

no tock

such silly poets
stop-watches? well, they just tick
tick. tick. tick. tick. tick

stop watches begin
tick tock tick

tock

what she did for "love"!
Anna Nicole Smith wins BIG
scabby penis there

who likes mickey mouse?
such an annoying icon...
death to sacred mice!

erase your poems?
wake up and smell the beer, mox
there's none to erase

It has been a while
Since last I wrote bad haiku
or solidly shat.