went for a massage
two hands had he busily
working out some kinks

was slightly surprised
when a bump did - a rise - swelled
hard against my head

the key here, of course,
is a truck towed from the back
(and twisted humor)

wait till they're asleep
tailgate a truck that's in tow
now scream your lungs out

sure, these are small charms
and not worth much nowadays
back to the haiku

calling code magic....
sorcerers apprentice stuff,
mickey-mouse logic.

if dot-comers were,
so "magic" why are they so
unemployable?

intangible things?
harmony, structure, beauty
bring serenity

making them appear?
best left to Scott, k, et al
magicians play here

frightening concepts :
pre-emptive nuclear strikes
haiku by moxie

i'd teach you magic
but think some would misuse it
this site is fragile

sorry that's
http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php

[URL=http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php]make it shorter ash[/URL]
a very nifty site for
those long url's

ash thanx for info
will be my new haiku fix
tickled pink I am

every thang's all white
thanks to The Fighting Whities!
gotta love these guys

'scuse the schizoid post
the address was so damn long
it goes off my screen

http://www.thefulldeck.com/coda.nsf/opensite?open&SITE=thefulldeck&MAIN=/coda.nsf/pages/TheFullDeck?open@page=1

fascinating stuff
but you're at the wrong site scott
try posting it here

Canada Customs


"Officer," I said
"I can shit out the balloon,
If you really want."

cold fusion, again
this time in a bubble bath
pop goes the neutron

twelve

Lolita? yeah...right
certainly something a miss
maybe around twleve?

really bad haiku
Nick Numb that was quite the scene
such a way with words

changes deliver
man to fates uncertainty
hands him destiny

I have a white pussy
small, soft and so very sweet
his name is kaspurr

"SEXKTN2" plates
on an old, dinged up plymouth
i'd fix her wagon

the world's sinnical
think we've reached the pinnacle
find a clinical

well said Mox! must say
guess wonders will never cease
not a bad idea

Everyone here needs
to get drunk one day and go
bowling on Sunday

when you're spearfishing
don't forget what momma said
rubber suit protects

vodka and Simon
and Simon reruns i must
be in heaven now

bearded clams or were
you after muscles? It does
make a difference....

ok...therapy
by bad haiku. Sounds like a
bagain. Sign me up!

I believe the
world is a sinnical place
fulfilled with love,
peace and grace
as i lie awake at night
i cry, i cry, i cry..

dive in your ocean
enjoy the scent of fishes
spear the bearded clam

Its better to be drunk an disorderly than to be sober and an ass..

Rather than baring
your soul why not strut male self
with grizzled gusto!

thanks for the advice
i'll stay, for the time being,
bearded in my den

blade four cleaves muscle
the fifth blade cuts right through bone
blade six bares your soul

if only i could
combine my last two girlfriends...
...well, not physically...

dogs fight over my
acrid vomit staining the
mud that I lie in

Shaved pussy is nice
Hairy pussy is pleasing
Bung highway is best

why shave if it's an
act filled with pain? stay unshorn
show your manliness!

off to santa cruz
to romp with the ex, always
there are strings attached

Where have all the dot
commers gone? Long time passing...
Out of work, every

one

the first blade shaves close
the second, even closer
blade three flays your face

no chance in the arts
still a struggling poet
but thanks for the thought

i'm watching Rosanne
on daytime TV, reminds
me of my family

they freeze 'em in France
doc kept his wife eighteen years
in the basement fridge

silken hands do warm
his skin smooth beneath my touch
so hard everywhere

moaning can be heard
muffling doesn't help that much
unfortunately

no need to post yet
but for needed cessation
heedless voice echoes

Some want me to feel
sorry for myself in hate
to do their own work

too lazy to commit
to your hatred? there is no
re-birth, only, hell or heaven