well, Scorpio, change
comes very hard, painfully
and with much coffee

individual
as seventeen syllables
can possibly be

haiku is haiku
but i'm not sure that's moxie
because it's haiku

i now a p likes
bananas, is bananas?
fuck right offfffff moxie

k needs a lap dance
worst part is the bad perfume
i now she wants it

crater in my tooth
making me irritable
i hate the dentist

Moon over the beach
1000 fuck offs could not
take the beauty out

sour cream egg noodle
bubble in pot like mint tea
yummy stroganoff

fuck off moxie

suicide bombers
killing people they think they
know, Allah forbid!

Just a sideshot worse
than being in the grave is
to still be with her.

(O, my little miss Piggy, thou art a fool,
aren't you, you silly pig shit thou.

But, hold now, let us be reasonable.)

Pomponettes are my
favorite form of rissole
sweet or savoury

sorry the keyboard
jerked out of my hands as i
typed that haiku

She speared the gherkin
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy

She speared the gherkin
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy

In bad haiku, it
Is always better to play
Safe and be nasty.

Fuck you moxie

undisclosed fruit drink.
kills future welfare taker.
no one cheers, or cares.

i claim another
prize for first usage of a
word; it is rissole

thanks ap for all the
information, tonight I
went to a strip club

do you like mind games
i want to play
with the stolen connect four game

cute little iguana under heat lamp
sneezed
out flew salty mucus

i take a shower
it's my soap and it's my dick
i wash really fast

let's just nuke them all,
then we can mutate in peace,
as god intended.

This Flaubertian
Anticipation of

Well an underground
Nuke, wouldn

Afghani

my wrist really, really hurts too :(

my fuckin' knee hurts
but my cock works real good
and i don't get it

i've made you my 401k
beneficiary
we are married now (j/k!!)

special just for Gwen
get two for the price of one
Wonder Bras for you

what we're saying is
plan your own undertaking
don't forget to smile

Undertakers with
troubled lives, joining the Plan,
seizures....bad tofu

six feet under rocks
filled with fun and metaphors
I love H B O

kery's report report read:
first he bled into his head
and then he was dead

this secret garden
even with soil so untilled
bears hidden blossoms

don't know who to call
called myself for some advice
...the line was busy

enticing three-some
sensual pleasures embrace
Ben, Jerry, and me

tides of time and love
pull against the shores of self
changing every dream

clouds against the moon
dancing shadows slipping through
memories of trees

all work and no play
results in dull existence
not really worth it

i is vietnamese
i rite japanese haiku
in lousee english

modern enterprise
i would love a holiday
but i need to eat

x-files..scully and
muldar find underwear is
alien lifeform

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow
you should have made appointment
with me or seamstress

when we get so close
sweet interferometer
you've got my measure

hmmm, I am on a
anti-moxie jag lately,
....all's well that ends well....

Easter-time again,
moxie hides his own eggs, but
then....can't find them

without just one nest
a bird can call the world home
life is your career

necks are nipped and tucked
a little around the eyes
let's see how they look

Cut loose and think clear
vagabonds don't need them.
Those innate creatures.