Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Rotten Easter eggs
Boiling up from the crapper
Jesus has risen
Haiku # 19407 March 31, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
it is difficult
to fathom just how lame you
are moxie, FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 19406 March 31, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mystery as was
in the days of the past man
is still human, still
Haiku # 19405 March 31, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Mox
I realized I was
an unwanted child, when I
found out my bath toys...

...were a hair dryer
and an electric toaster
once, a t.v. set.
Haiku # 19404 March 30, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
And thats what happens
When you don't hail to the chimp
Oh, please dear God why?
Haiku # 19403 March 30, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
She walks to and fro
Shakes her numer two pencil
Always in blind fret

Constantly smiling
Diagnosis, Obsessive-
Compulsive Disord'r

Haiku # 19402 March 30, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
It's hard to blink at
tragedy all at once as
it sinks in like silt...
Haiku # 19401 March 30, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Moxie of all the stuff happening
jesus has risen
the middle east in coma
lives its own nightmare
Haiku # 19400 March 30, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by ash
it had to happen
copy-cat pos(t)ers glom one
of my many "pens"
Haiku # 19399 March 30, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Boston gal (not so A. Musing just sounds depressed, which I'm not)
Televised bullshit,
Transfixes, stupefies world..
Hypnotizes world.

We move in global
Delusional trance, surreal,
Bloody, skeletons.
Haiku # 19398 March 30, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by A. Musing
come here quite often
but really can't figure why
must be atmosphere
Haiku # 19397 March 30, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
"Do you come here of-
ten?" was mine...I shouted at
the man with glasses
Haiku # 19396 March 30, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by another friend (my sucessful pickup line)
"so, you wanna dance?
i mean with me, later on?
i'm a freak, but nice..."
Haiku # 19395 March 30, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by my (unsucessful) pickup line
poet bares her heart
we are quietly silenced
for a little while
Haiku # 19394 March 30, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by a cloud of witnesses
my brother went zoom
he was only sixteen then
that's all he got to
Haiku # 19391 March 30, 2002 11:27 am ET
by mellie
old mazda bravo
300,000 k's +
goes varoom varoom

when I was a girl
I wrote off a wee vee dub
I hit the bulldust

flew, then hit a tree
hung upside down in seat belt
I was seventeen

Haiku # 19390 March 30, 2002 11:21 am ET
by mellie
love that zoom- zoom kid
he's simply adorable
(tho' a Mazda ad)
Haiku # 19389 March 30, 2002 11:19 am ET
by Siggy ( one I forgot)
why so many trees in
Compton? Because they cannot
afford cars
Haiku # 19388 March 30, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucking idiots,
the zoom/zoom kid should die in
screaming agony.

hopefully he will
wrapped around a lamp-post..zoom-
zoom blood on sidewalk
Haiku # 19387 March 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by yeah get a car help to destroy the world you blind moronic fools and then feel 'good' about yourselves for having 'wheels' arrrr
have a Maxima
love the way it goes zoom-zoom
speed and luxury
Haiku # 19386 March 30, 2002 9:58 am ET
by Max, Boston gal and Penelope ( A. Musing) A reformed Catholic et al
Just Spring
flowering under stars
Moon floating in trees
Haiku # 19385 March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k
it gears well at the speed
of 80 miles p hour
and it loves the snow
Haiku # 19384 March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k of i love my subaru imprez outback sport 2000 model
mellie's got a sub
are you driving too fast ap?
mine flies click speed trap
Haiku # 19383 March 30, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mellie, I LOVE my subaru too
grudges are bad things,
so they make good haiku, mox
is toying with us
Haiku # 19382 March 30, 2002 1:25 am ET
by fuck off moxie
new blue subaru
sucks the paint right off the road
scares my wife to death
Haiku # 19381 March 29, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by ap
carry no grudges
let's let haiku be haiku
when it is haiku
Haiku # 19380 March 29, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by ash
I can't change you
but I can change myself and
win or lose or tie
Haiku # 19379 March 29, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Fuck Off Moxie AND Max !
Haiku # 19378 March 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'm routinely
confused, all the time 24
hours...it's my job...
Haiku # 19377 March 29, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
please don't be confused
homosexuality?
this Max is female
Haiku # 19376 March 29, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Max
the "gay" thing...truth is
relative to most young Gen X
so, everyone's "disposable"

vote me off the island please...
the biggest lie is there is no truth
the demons of hell came up with that one
Haiku # 19375 March 29, 2002 10:43 am ET
by Mox
most people believe
there's nothing out there because
they're afraid there is One
Haiku # 19374 March 29, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
hey ap

XXX

love yas... Mox
Haiku # 19373 March 29, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Mox
he got in early
ash's bun's in oven now
mastication hurts
Haiku # 19372 March 29, 2002 8:33 am ET
by mellie
you know what they say
old molars they never die
they just rot away
Haiku # 19371 March 29, 2002 8:32 am ET
by Boston gal
ancient dentition
biting more than i could chew
with these old molars
Haiku # 19370 March 29, 2002 6:51 am ET
by ash
my dentist is cool
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit
Haiku # 19369 March 29, 2002 6:19 am ET
by mellie
sucking caramel
a mouth full of gooeyness
a good friday
Haiku # 19368 March 29, 2002 6:16 am ET
by mellie
scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush

but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
Haiku # 19367 March 29, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k of a 'brush' with fate?
the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
Haiku # 19366 March 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by ash
no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
Haiku # 19365 March 29, 2002 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
Haiku # 19364 March 29, 2002 2:17 am ET
by ash
it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
Haiku # 19363 March 29, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ash
hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others
Haiku # 19362 March 28, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
yesterday's purchase,
for fifty seven dollars:
a used toilet brush
Haiku # 19361 March 28, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by scott (how's THAT for living your bad haiku!)
hi Mox it's just me
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
Haiku # 19360 March 28, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Max
fuck the hell off moxie
Haiku # 19359 March 28, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's later in the
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
Haiku # 19358 March 28, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Mox
I'm Christian, so
i HAVE to turn the other
cheek resist, evil...

as dumb as that seems
mocking, wondering why and
to where have you been?
Haiku # 19357 March 28, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Mox
Classical structure
A frame that will hold and won't
puncture. Fractured.
Haiku # 19356 March 28, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey