Reading bad haikus...
Scott, you're my favorite!
Where is boston gal?

reading bad haikus
laughing out loud at my desk
thank you, everyone!

(that includes Moxie)

well, getting mad on
black flies is silly with spring
you swat, and bug off

just had a pelvic
female gynocologist
god, that girl was rough

once upon a time
poems were simple and clear
I do miss those days

lighten up a bit
glorious spring...finally
frangapini blooms

critique rhymes, but no
reason? Scientology
say, clear your mind, bucks?

admit the blood on
the bitten toungue, and no words
escaped from a mouth

that should have been good
and quiet, restless and needs
approval from dust

texans are not to
be disrespected because
Alamo was hell

they do not respect
evil, because evil is
trying to do worse to

get back for little
to lower self below the
schoolyard bully, loss

stupidity is
wasting time on ingrates when
you should join Satan

smite them in the face
draw blood, break jaws, go to jail
and become "a 2 legged animal
worse than a four"

eye for an eye and
fuck off for a fuck off what
does the word mean? two
scorpios...

gotta win, even if it kills us

they are children so
tough, but unaware of the
power they hold, chalk marks

surrounding their gun soaked playgrounds

tired eyes reading
Crowley, staring blank, into
the child, fresh meat, a priest

it's this focus over
and over, repeated demonic errors
and, not only do they get my soul

but yours shortly after
when you become your own next victim

I have a bite mark
in my hand and a tear in my crotch
from, god knows what

I waste my powers
on people who are just void
and hurt others also

wasting energy
on vampires who drain all and
move on to fresher

victims

why are you telling me to fuck off?

since hotmail is down
my new email address is
badhaiku dot com

Heeyyyyy! James Brown on stage,
well, sort of, Eddie Murphy
actually. Heeyyyy! Yeah!

fuck off moxie

all these people who
want others to fuck off, is
like the drive by shots

unseen, cowards, drive
children with guns, no ass slapped
cry when in the jail

I notice my loss
my failures, my enemies
more than any friends

they tend to group in
droves and attack the "weak" due
to some swarming thing

we note that there was
a small minded person who
Billy Madison

was the target for
because, they paid the small man
for a job, a dime

i am pretty sure
some haikus have gone missing...
hallucination?

the state of Texas
a state of mind, its big or
we make it feel so

(the difference is only philosophical)

Betty LeBomb? off
to Thailand? are you on the
next Survivor? cool!

I have just one wish
Masturbate with jellyfish
Ow! My penis hurts

Life is a dead end
First of all I'm not your friend
Misfit bug-eyed men

Argh! The SALT II talks
The president plays with blocks
Mmm, feces salad

I must run away
I forgot to shave today
Call me scrotum cheeks

Racial harmony
Ebony and Ivory
God the 80s sucked

Poisoned Kool-Aid's sweet
Naked bodies line the street
Tap dance on raw meat

Running to the john
A force is building within
Watch me shit out corn

stations of the cross
tune to another pogrom
history repeats

tree huggers, indeed
they are hypocrites, condemned
to hell are they all.

cat craps in his box
colorful still smells alot
red, orange and blue

douching my box is
happy death to uniface
bye bye uniface

tasty iced latte
beautiful spring afternoon
why am i working?

I sit flapping hands
in my anticipation--
off to Thai I fly!!!

With youthful mistake
one year was wasted scraping
Texas off my boot

Colorado Springs
been invited for a trip
swimsuit and/or skis?

fuck off moxie

do texans think big?
the hats, the cows, the suburbs
where's my wide open?

(asking for it with this one!)

a wise man once said
do not sweat the petty stuff,
pet the sweaty stuff

They know not what they
do, just, do it, reacting...
As man has for years

Isreal is ugly
based on belief and horror
no logic, no peace

scott...your quest to find
a toilet brush buyer is
flawed, but best of luck!

never thought I would
become a hater of the
jewish people but.......