Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
if I am dead then
who will respond to your taunts?
the fun will be over
Haiku # 19689 April 12, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Moxie
well, if it is not
you, then, how can you feel those
emotional landscapes

bjork speaks of if there
is no love in your soul, when
"is it all viewpoint?"
Haiku # 19688 April 12, 2002 1:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Columbine was the
same idea, suicide plus
revenge on the herd

I would be in hell
if I decided this path
and you would be too
Haiku # 19687 April 12, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh you are
shuch a fucker
bich ass
Haiku # 19686 April 12, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Anddy .s of Libary
ap...

are you suggesting
I strap a bomb to myself
and, praise Allah whilst...

walking in your direction?
hmm, you might take back that idea
of "glorious suicide" if it is your head
on the line
Haiku # 19685 April 12, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
woeful reception
could some other ariel
improve the picture ?
Haiku # 19684 April 12, 2002 9:18 am ET
by ash
fall about the place
sounds more intoxicating
than autumn is here
Haiku # 19683 April 12, 2002 8:25 am ET
by ash
i can take only
so many painkillers to
numb this damn toothache
Haiku # 19682 April 12, 2002 6:32 am ET
by REALNUTTER of london
I'm having some fun........
Haiku # 19681 April 12, 2002 1:10 am ET
by Janis
Well, I hear you here;
the message, thwarted you see,
is waiting for thee...
Haiku # 19680 April 11, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
sorry I feel shame now,
must stop bullying poor mox..
someone else's turn.
Haiku # 19679 April 11, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie, suicide
isn't 'giving up' if you
have right attitude
Haiku # 19678 April 11, 2002 7:50 pm ET
by :D
moxie's skull surrounds
cotton-candy-like mess of
pink and grey gristle
Haiku # 19677 April 11, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wine glass surrounds
deepest ruby red liquid
cheapest buzz I know
Haiku # 19676 April 11, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by A. Musing
the cocoon surrounds
the souls and minds of those in
transition of self
Haiku # 19674 April 11, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Mox
thoughtless road rage child
move the fuck on, and not get
shot in the head now
Haiku # 19673 April 11, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Moxie
:p
Haiku # 19672 April 11, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
the child sits outside
throwing stones at helpless birds
reflecting his friends
Haiku # 19671 April 11, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie!
Haiku # 19670 April 11, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who can see virtue
when all I've seen is my own
fear of reprisal?
Haiku # 19669 April 11, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey pretty birdie
Perched high upon the treetop
Please don't poop on me
Haiku # 19668 April 11, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by blast from the past - anna first ku #467 last #834 this one #760 [wipes tear from eye] where is she now?
This is far too bad
to be called a bad Haiku.
It is simply shit.
Haiku # 19667 April 11, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Blast from the past and very Israeli tooHaiku #202, by Danny Lieblich , Tel-Aviv, Israel - Why don't you
Sometimes I feel like
I am the only one who
Cares about haiku
Haiku # 19666 April 11, 2002 1:08 pm ET
by Blast from the past ku #8 by someone experiencing self-doubt
I do feel those depths
of emotions, selfish is
the torment but so

is suicide, and
that is giving up, bombs, void
you miss the laughs, and

you miss the air, the
stereotyped simple things
a few people, fuck
Haiku # 19665 April 11, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Moxie
well, here's the rub, life
is suffering, and fun and
a lot of ands/buts
Haiku # 19664 April 11, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by Moxie
The blast from the past;
I certainly remember
Seeing that before
Haiku # 19663 April 11, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Janis
makes me want to say
it's a wonderful world for
you, but not for me
Haiku # 19662 April 11, 2002 10:04 am ET
by ash...... but credit to d.e.v.o.
dubya o dubya
will a fuel shortage trub' ya ?
iraqis snub ya
Haiku # 19661 April 11, 2002 9:56 am ET
by ash
was that "lost highway"?
no, not a david lynch film
just a bad haiku
Haiku # 19660 April 11, 2002 4:55 am ET
by disturbed
was that "lost highway"?
no, not a david lynch film
just a bad haiku
Haiku # 19659 April 11, 2002 4:55 am ET
by disturbed
his mattock weilding
she's carved up and laid out now
leaves a gaping hole

he'd wildly slashed her
all for some lady fingers
to fill that place there
Haiku # 19658 April 11, 2002 4:16 am ET
by mellie
A bad po em is
one thing. A bad Hai ku adds
up to sev en teen

Haiku # 19657 April 11, 2002 3:09 am ET
by :) blast from the past
pulling legs off bugs,
torturing mox, remorseless
continuum of fun
Haiku # 19656 April 11, 2002 2:51 am ET
by :)
bank shares are rising
other than for the west bank
morally bankrupt
Haiku # 19655 April 11, 2002 1:55 am ET
by ash
I.N.G. direct
guy...whenever he says 'nickle
and diming!!' cracks me up.
Haiku # 19654 April 11, 2002 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
at first I thought less
of you, but then remembered
all those poor ants
Haiku # 19653 April 11, 2002 12:58 am ET
by Nick Numb to k
i used to pull legs
off spiders and watch them sit
but I was a kid
Haiku # 19652 April 11, 2002 12:54 am ET
by k of no real remose
seems that in my haste
I did but forget to type
that color *pink* there
Haiku # 19651 April 10, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by oops
flowered prison
(my brother would fling those frogs)
seems so much kinder
Haiku # 19650 April 10, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by A. Musing
a plan's been floated
to pour sea in the niger,
bring in oil tankers
Haiku # 19649 April 10, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by scott (yes, i'm still on about this)
the ladyslipper
had a flower that i made
a prison for frogs
Haiku # 19648 April 10, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by scott (not proud of this one, but i was a kid)
i'd sit by the spring
dip pebbles on a forked twig
all stones were precious
Haiku # 19647 April 10, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by scott
great huntress had I
yapping beagle chasing dreams
Bimbo was her name
Haiku # 19646 April 10, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Boston gal
i used to pretend
i was an indian brave
moving noiselessly
Haiku # 19645 April 10, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by scott
when i was a child
the forest was my playground
it's been mostly cleared
Haiku # 19644 April 10, 2002 2:03 pm ET
by scott (back in Massachusetts, a bit west of Boston)
once all the redwoods
were nearly in my back yard
lived in Eureka
Haiku # 19643 April 10, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Boston gal now
when you're on a roll
you could be most anything
seedy, sweet or smooth
Haiku # 19642 April 10, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
just hit me that you're
gone and that i'm here alone
can't wait 'till thursday
Haiku # 19641 April 10, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, if libra could
restore the balance to that
region, it would be

cool...
Haiku # 19640 April 10, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Moxie
flying Saturday
triskaidekaphobian
unfortunately
Haiku # 19639 April 10, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Boston gal