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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

........beside your window
watching the skyline makes me
.........feel quite romantic
Haiku # 19754 April 20, 2002 1:32 am ET
by ronin@doyoumissmebabe

...it's the prophecy
Israel's the trigger for
....the Apocalypse
Haiku # 19753 April 20, 2002 1:25 am ET
by ronin@andtheBeastshallruleforathousandyears

.nothing has changed here
its like a quartz suspended
..........in animation

.(what did i mean by that,
...must be the hangover)
Haiku # 19752 April 20, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin
two weeks in europe
transitory perspective
marvelous zurich
Haiku # 19751 April 19, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by ap
Poor guy, he "forgets"
his gun in the restaurant
and while he gets it

"someone" shoots his wife
in the head, Baretta he's
not..stupid he is.
Haiku # 19750 April 19, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by k of "I left my gun in the restaurant..." - Robert Blake
If I had a buck
for ever time i was dumb
I would be very rich
Haiku # 19749 April 19, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Open McDonalds
WalMart, Blockbuster, Starbucks
colonize mid-east
Haiku # 19748 April 19, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Dirty Washcloth of CA
in the persian gulf,
one hundred sixty five deaths
caused by friendly fire

of course it's tragic
but it shouldn't be a shock
stupid deaths abound
Haiku # 19747 April 19, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by scott (for instance, who's counting the afghan civilians?)
(ap was right...)

Well, you canadians...
not too happy about that duh!
"training ac-de-cunt..."

I'm not too happy about it either
numb, numb, human lives gone, numb numb, numb
Haiku # 19746 April 19, 2002 10:05 am ET
by Moxie
i've never much liked
those earlobe-stretching earrings
but on him, they work
Haiku # 19745 April 19, 2002 12:41 am ET
by scott (great picture, k)
all my "numerous"
friends came by to celebrate
my birthday, fire

was the theme.....
Haiku # 19744 April 19, 2002 12:21 am ET
by k of clearly burning in hell from my last haiku...but hell...it's BAD haiku folks!
k needs most of that
oil to smooth the way for
her numerous friends
Haiku # 19743 April 18, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by k refering to herself in the 3rd person in a haiku
Janis hates it when
I slag off Canada and
I don't blame her, but

target practice is
essential if we want to
win the Oil War
Haiku # 19742 April 18, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by k of to scott...i think i speak for eveyone here when I say we recognized your style even though you initially hid behind the guise o
the canadians
are all massed on our border
they're up to something...
Haiku # 19741 April 18, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (the last two were also mine, i'll admit it)
hate to waste a shot
when you have it, you take it
as sarge used to say
Haiku # 19740 April 18, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by i miss the old bastard
i'd missed my quota
and the canucks were right there
I thought, "what the hell"
Haiku # 19739 April 18, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by can you blame me, really?
murderous U.S.
of Assholes not satisfied
killing enemies
Haiku # 19738 April 18, 2002 11:36 am ET
by with friends like these who needs assholes?
Fucking damned
Haiku # 19737 April 18, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is the camera
It's from a few years ago
But it's still quite nice
Haiku # 19736 April 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Janis
nice, janis must have a
new camera...how many
megapixils? huh?
Haiku # 19735 April 17, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
homocysteine high
terpenoids screw up your blood
lay off the coffee
Haiku # 19734 April 17, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Dr. Dewliddle
hole in the wall gang
leaves visceral graffiti
bare bones - yellowed flesh
Haiku # 19733 April 17, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by pissed-off landlord
Lathe and plaster walls,
Are showing their long history
At the studio
Haiku # 19732 April 17, 2002 10:34 am ET
by Janis
Look out my window
The skyline of the city
Reveals itself
Haiku # 19731 April 17, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Janis
middle east players
they all want a major share
clutch your blue blanket
Haiku # 19730 April 17, 2002 8:14 am ET
by ash ........for scott
what rough beast slouches
towards Bethlehem, i wonder
...portentous poem
Haiku # 19729 April 16, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by scott
springtime for sharon
and israel, winter for
palestine and peace
Haiku # 19728 April 16, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by scott (it's a sing along)
jenin house cleaning
memories of things warsaw
happening again

such serious shit
an american colon
should find hard to pass
Haiku # 19727 April 16, 2002 10:35 am ET
by ash
war against bullshit
is the world a safer place?
show me bin laden
Haiku # 19726 April 16, 2002 10:10 am ET
by ash
Two whole years away
No haikus have I written
I now burn in Hell
Haiku # 19725 April 15, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by Deth99 of NE Indiana
who can even doubt
big oil was behind the coup
in venezuela?
Haiku # 19724 April 15, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by me again
ALL women are gay,
They raise their hands above their
shoulders when dancing.

(this is a benchmark for males as well)
Haiku # 19723 April 15, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ALL women are gay,
Watch them go to the bathroom
together in bars.

(or wherever)
Haiku # 19722 April 15, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your mom is gay
Haiku # 19721 April 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haiku is gay, hip-hip-horray
Haiku # 19720 April 15, 2002 11:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
liar liar pants on fire,
i've a hot ass, as you'd guess,
extinguish it please.
Haiku # 19719 April 15, 2002 5:05 am ET
by sexypants of underwear
i eat from your trash,
to fight madison avenue,
i'll bring them to their knees.

it is important
that you can think for yourself,
that is what i'm told.

globalization
is evil, and must be fought,
so i'll torch your car.
Haiku # 19718 April 15, 2002 4:57 am ET
by firestorm of seattle
i'm smarter than you,
because i am a genius,
my big head is proof.

had a girlfriend once,
she would pressure me for sex,
i said no, she left.

but i am not sad,
my numbers keep me comp'ny,
on the lonely nights.
Haiku # 19717 April 15, 2002 4:34 am ET
by erik stockham of MIT
boyfriend gave bad gifts,
and threw up on my nice books,
so i broke his soul.

now he drinks too much,
snorts coke alone at night and cries,
and i sleep with others.
Haiku # 19716 April 15, 2002 4:12 am ET
by ima l. teapot of kitchen, cupboard
clinton likes women
bush likes bombs, has bad daughters
bin lauden has balls
Haiku # 19715 April 14, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by psycho college chick of sinful christian
Altered states of mind
Infinite number of planes
Edges start to blur
Haiku # 19714 April 14, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Ian
Cherry Blossom Snow
Pink and White blanket, parked cars
Rain drizzles slowly
Haiku # 19713 April 14, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Sandwich Boy of Victoria
They shall make gardens
and eat the fruit of them, and
drink the vine of them...

(...and the mountains shall
drop sweet wine and the
hills shall melt)
Haiku # 19712 April 14, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
promises promises
liar liar pants on fire
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19711 April 14, 2002 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
heheheheheheheeheheheh
Haiku # 19710 April 14, 2002 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want to be at peace

goodbye...
Haiku # 19709 April 13, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Christian man said to
me, the road is, small, and, if
I stay here, this is

The Slough of Despair...

Come with me
Haiku # 19708 April 13, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Moxie
An easter egg thing?
Your devotchka has seen it.
Now what do I do?

8^)
Haiku # 19707 April 13, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Black tire inter tube
I spin dance down bear river
Bobbing on whitecaps
Haiku # 19706 April 13, 2002 3:33 am ET
by deknoggin of den
Israeli horrors
on tube, moxie horror here,
no escape...shoot me!
Haiku # 19705 April 12, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet