Dealt jack and a nine
the dealer shows a seven
What the hell -- hit me

An interesting fact:
Superman uncircumcised.
No moyels on Krypton.

Redneck nine-course meal:
beef jerky, pig knuckles, Skoal,
and six pack of Bud

No lettuce for me.
You don

Donate your body
to Art. Why should Science get
all the good corpses?

Bad breakup, we

Watching Canadian
Soldiers funerals, killed by
Some homer simpson (US military version)

Official US
Representative, smirks while
Expressing regret.

unrepentant punk
slander me if you have to
but let english be

maybe the lowest
the most grovelling drivel
one can read here

moxie's threats a joke
they'll be the death of me
by dickens they will

aspiring stooping
to get down to badhaiku
way up there is ash

my ruby is the best
she's such a pleasure to me
growing blissfully

My scabs having grown
High enough to pick, I breath
A sigh of relief.

My testicles shrink
From my relentless clawing,
I then whank madly

I bounce by the waves
on a sandy trampoline
under a shade tree

your breadth of knowledge
is syntactically bereft
next time, breathe your breath

through eucharism,
dyed milk solids become cheese
yes, it takes faith

immortality
served at the golden arches
it's the styrofoam

my scabs have grown
high enough to pick, and then
breath a sigh of joy

a christ-like figure
who entreats us to eat him
(with a side of fries)

Mark Morris Dance Group
is one that rhymes with silver
(ballet magazine)

a seedy fellow
who knows how to grease a palm
that mayor mccheese

Man of the people
tireless public servant
McCheese for Mayor

Cosmic mystery
unknowable enigma
Who let the dogs out?

Brash iconoclast
voice of a generation
Weird Al Yankovic

metes out street justice
curmudgeon with heart of gold
Andy Sipowicz

My ode to color
has hit a major snafu
What rhymes with silver?

mushy bean curd soup
they call it nouvelle cuisine
overpriced tasteless slop

The black smog you spew
is eroding my statues
pulling rainbows down

Being born again
was an affordable thing
late in this season

I have sold my soul
to a taxi car driver
for a large grapefruit

nice sun! like the spokes
of a bicycle tire
flashing in the light.....

weird that with all your
web design knowledge you can't
make a URL

I'd eat chicken feet
Oh, the voodoo that you do
K.F.C.: Grease Maven

the new arrival
requires diaper rash cream
welcome my new sun

bold senorita
heartily eats taco bell
essence follows her

big mexican lunch
big mexican lunch stomach
big mexican farts

garden of the gods
unusual creations
simply erosion

The link didn't work
Oh well...got to resort now
to the old method:

http://comicat.deviantart.com

(copy, paste, look!)

Doppler sounds, hear?
Here! Bikes, leather, helmets, boots.
Blurry and loud, yess!

Doppler sounds, hear?
Here! Bikes, leather, helmets, boots.
Blurry and loud, yess!

1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
1 2 3 4 5

can you dig the moon
now my dreams are realized
wow a long shovel

yes that is my nose
i simply loath bananas
shut up that is mean

pigeons on the roof
pollaking windshield canvass
time to buy a cat

gain understanding
the paradigms always
equal twenty cents

No one seems to know
that black plumey smoke means that
Bangkok is on fire

I climbed to the top
and above the flavor brown
one, maybe two, stars

Feet lay in the street
clipped off by the passing cars
left to feed the dogs

Swift flick of the wrist
and twist of the pelvis shot
a bananna out

I knew it divine--
orange glowing monk flossing
at the gas station

My Jimmy Hedrix
experience has occured
behind the Starbucks