feeling fabulous
Friday is a day away
the week-end is near

come and have the best
made with fresh ingredients
Boston's clam 'chowda'

transformation can
be a bit of a slow thing
but worth it for sure

the paranoid can
survive, or destroy, those with
them... Depends really

The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit

i tell you to en-
joy or yours?, I wish...I could?
sound famliar?

as we used to say
"paranoia destroya"
back when we were kids

"does anyone care?"
wasn't directed to Mox
simple rhetoric

he's hysterical
i mean, really - we're talking
schizophrenia

"To Moxie"
What to talk about
in my first ever haiku
on this site today?

I've never heard so
much funny B.S. out of
a mouth in my life.

where I come from it
may seem we are idiots
but, it's less surface

but you still have to
kiss ass, as you have to do
all too often, with humanity

because it worships itself

Well, just goes to show
people get bored too fast here
and snip and backbite

critical bitching
is a sign of unhappy
people, lashing out

does anyone care?
x-files had played out its theme
two seasons ago

everyone has their
own problems, I forget me
not have monopo...

(dang, over five again!)

I was Catholic
that might explain a few things?
but no priests did me...

hiding this, for years, the
x-files comes to mind, the truth
is really out there

well, is the system
one of those things that Big Bro
lives on our knowledge?

pope meeting for sex:
is that a cardinal sin
or merely mortal?

I shot the damn dog
I am not yet a buddha
But I am at peace

aging but juicy
succulent pink tenderloin
eat it at its peak

last night's sleeping pill
beat up my coffee...too weak
to defend itself

The Wednesday Pratter
Is slow on the phone lines now
Non customer day

timeless elements
find their way into keyboard
pizza crust and cheese

Tortilla chip catches
Salsa falls into lap and now
I'm dirty again

so many have stopped
to write their names in my heart
there's not much room left

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Philly and New York:
notorious for parking
(ir)regulations

I think I'd be fined
if I ignored all the signs
(I'd be broke as well)

If I ignored you,
and let you all have your website
I think I'd be fine

The problem with Christ
is no one knows what he looks like
and presume speak his words

oh, man!

who's ass do I need to kiss here?

Pope calls sex meeting;
Sharon plans peace conference;
Satan dons sweater.

a,b,c,d,e
f,g,h,i,j,k,l
m,n,o,p,q

r,s,t,u,v
double-u,x,y,z. it's
just letters to me.

....the gods destroy whom
they first make mad as is the
.....case here with moxie

tsk tsk tsk

scrofulous discharge
malignant inspissation
festering toe jam

these be more pleasing
than the psychotic ravings
of a non-poet

your god of mercy
could do us all a favour
by striking you mute

it isn't haiku
your poetry is unlike....
anyone's haiku

religious nutter
hell is your lame poetry
god is merciless

your poetry sucks
gazing within your navel
you can see nothing

days getting shorter
bad haiku getting more bad
nights getting longer

my poetry is unlike
anyone's haiku
Hitler comissioned
me in my dreams
and i am his slave
and i write what i know

Your eyes are still the clearest blue
Your cheeks are glowing with fading life
You breathe as you shiver in my arms
We had a love that cut like a knife

There you are though
With me as you die
Bleeding to death
Me asking why

The rain beats down
Drips from my hair to your forehead
The drips trickle down your perfect face
To your lips that are moist and red

You lay there on the floor
You're eyes looking in to mine
I hold you up, giving support
Your delicate face not giving a sign

fuck off moxie

Tawny Kitaen pleas
says she is so innocent
didn't beat hubby

it is kind of sad
that haiku twenty thousand
wasn't one at all

(that did make me smile
good attempt, i'll give you that
but way off the mark)

oh, just do your worst
i'm so far beyond caring
want my name? take it

he lifted my kilt
for the first time, last evening,
how can I go back?

with sweet stolen sighs
tempted by a stranger's glance
I took t'was offered