Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
close your eyes and breathe
beyond the bars of your cage
you're already free
Haiku # 20180 May 7, 2002 10:39 am ET
by ash
ash, I regard you
as very clever, and well
best counterpuncher I ever met
Haiku # 20179 May 7, 2002 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
ash, it is a fusion
between "animal" and "intellect"
unified, the two are

emotional intelligence
I value your intelligence
when, it's not aimed like a "gun"
at my ego
Haiku # 20178 May 7, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
many rural people
are insecure to the point
because there is a social

barrier to the "educated"
likewise, ap and ronin were
expressing, release, and fear
Haiku # 20177 May 7, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
being a human
i am a human being
except when i'm not

animalistic
i sometimes am not myself
thinking doesn't pay
Haiku # 20176 May 7, 2002 10:37 am ET
by ash
it's not right, but it's
human pride, to poke fun at
another person's stupidity,

"madness," weakness...
to say you are worthless
and your friends are whores...

and you waste my taxpayer money
all bullshit that
Haiku # 20175 May 7, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Moxie
in many cases, counter
"stupid" people gang up on
the "smart" people, and beat the

living shit out of them
for things they said
Haiku # 20174 May 7, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
no one likes to be
told they are worthless, smart or
dumb... you make man

a commodity, he loses
value
Haiku # 20173 May 7, 2002 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
I guess the "fundamentalist"
idea on "being human" is "a sinner..."
which means were all, human...

Haiku # 20172 May 7, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
my bullying, is that
insecurity, you tell me
there's no hope, when I

damn well know there is
how can I save you?
when I'm hell bound myself

are Christians stupid? tell me that
and tell me, if Christians are ignorant fools?
Haiku # 20171 May 7, 2002 10:32 am ET
by Moxie
my second one though
was a somewhat cheap riposte
i'm only human
Haiku # 20170 May 7, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ash
besides, if there were
any poets of talent here
I would not be even

acknowleged
Haiku # 20169 May 7, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Moxie
ash, why do you
bother with an idiot
if you know he is

ignore him and tell him
fuck off, and die
Haiku # 20168 May 7, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Moxie
I'm not in a suicidal
mood anymore, just
very angry...
Haiku # 20167 May 7, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
my first post tonight
was not even aimed at you
universe central
Haiku # 20166 May 7, 2002 10:29 am ET
by ash
I wish I had a personality
that was more confident
smart people are often

worthless assholes
who go nowhere...
don't put too much confidence
on wasted intelligence
Haiku # 20165 May 7, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Moxie
saddest of them all
moxie has already died
and he doesn't know
Haiku # 20164 May 7, 2002 10:28 am ET
by ash
don't look down on me
ash, I'd be the first person to
sacrifice his life...
if it was to save yours...

is that stupidity?
Haiku # 20163 May 7, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Moxie
drugs kill brain cells...
a man was hired as a
babysitter, he "cooked"

the turkey...was an infant
braised 45 minutes...
parents came home to supper
Haiku # 20162 May 7, 2002 10:26 am ET
by Moxie
in many cases
smart people have a cruel streak
towards the stupid
Haiku # 20161 May 7, 2002 10:25 am ET
by ash
I see you want me
to "kill myself" again, you are
lazy, evil people

who would throw your own children
to the ground, to get 5 minutes with
the dealer, to shut those "whining little shits"
up, for your own benefit
Haiku # 20160 May 7, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
no comment, that you
would want to imply murder
says, when you kill me

you'll pull the trigger on yourself
because you people...
hate your own lives too
Haiku # 20159 May 7, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie

..........how i pity the
mom who has to bear his seed
......and raise his junior
Haiku # 20158 May 7, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ronin@orisitscottplayingmoxie
as long as Mox nev-
er has children the world is
safe from his offspring
Haiku # 20157 May 7, 2002 5:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rosie O' Donnell
should have a kid, and family
she's a muppet!
Haiku # 20156 May 6, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Mox
you pulled me aside
and said "aha, he's still at
it"...you're right there you!
Haiku # 20155 May 6, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nah, I am neither the
Moxie nor this Scott I see
Just annoying girl.
Haiku # 20154 May 6, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by WyldKyss
why do legends die
young? it is a shitty thing
and, life interrupted
Haiku # 20153 May 6, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Moxie
twenty-four years old
paralyzed in football game
Curtis Williams died
Haiku # 20152 May 6, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by a Husky fan weeps
I'm on-call again -
Only test regions abend!
co-workers jealous...
Haiku # 20151 May 6, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by WAIT!
I'm on-call again
Haiku # 20150 May 6, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by bad haiku addict of Oregon, 3 hours behind y'all
insecurity
is best mocked but, insecure?
better served by love
Haiku # 20149 May 6, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, hard work sometimes
is just survival of the
cheapest and fastest
Haiku # 20148 May 6, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by Moxie
raising sugar caine
kiddie excelerator
birthday particle
Haiku # 20147 May 6, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by jack rabbit of canada
electrons are cheap
lot of 'em going around
my critical mass
Haiku # 20146 May 6, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ash
Since time after time
the old fate out 's been so
beautiful to me.
Haiku # 20145 May 6, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Garik8 of Jersey

an edible catch
of mollusks and crustaceans
from the ocean
Haiku # 20144 May 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
when the ax appeared
forest trees did recognize
familiar handle
Haiku # 20143 May 5, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by Coochichelka (Turkish proverb)
mayor of Providence
villian of the plunder dome
bad toupee and all
Haiku # 20142 May 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by I deplore Buddy Cianci
ah, the ocean state!
I know that place very well
Rhode Island's shoreline
Haiku # 20141 May 5, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Buddy...at home with all my crooked colleagues!
it's new england, some
magick to it, no matter
what part of the place
Haiku # 20140 May 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Mox
Thoughts on Boston? soon
be back in the Ocean State
summer on the shore
Haiku # 20139 May 5, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by A. Musing (sailing too)
Most people seem to
play the game of our world view
welcome to America

your lives are worthless
to the average person
unless you win alot
Haiku # 20138 May 5, 2002 1:52 pm ET
by Moxie
Thoughts on Boston, well
Mostly like anywhere else, a
place, where people are
Haiku # 20137 May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Canada? Be
careful now, I am thinking
of moving there, to get

away from Scott
Haiku # 20136 May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Boston gal will say...
competing in marathons
keeps the fat away
Haiku # 20135 May 5, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Boston gal (not Harvard...BC)

.drooling sun scorching
the lean silky arches of
.female beachcombers

Haiku # 20134 May 5, 2002 12:18 am ET
by ronin@sighgirlsgirlseverywherebutnotadroptolick
Dazed, drooling silly
whisky, boobs and navels
male, female, neuter?
Haiku # 20133 May 4, 2002 11:56 pm ET
by jewel1
Picking up sea shells
deformed, cracked and discolored
scorching sun burn me
Haiku # 20132 May 4, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by jewel1
Grand Bahamas calls
Silicone implanted boobs
bobbing up and down
Haiku # 20131 May 4, 2002 11:54 pm ET
by jewel1