Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I can hear the music,
sonorous, getting louder,
the apes are screeching!!!

do it! do it! brain moxie with that old thigh-bone!
Haiku # 20373 May 11, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ominous, like those
two thousand one sentinels,
something will happen

maybe moxie will get brained by a big bone now :)
Haiku # 20372 May 11, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tho orange arrows.
An invasion or maybe
an infestation?
Haiku # 20371 May 11, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off bob, you punk.
and take your guttless mox
with you on your ride
Haiku # 20370 May 11, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, Tx
Supercharge the (v)6
300 horses on tap
wand'ring (v)8s beware...
Haiku # 20369 May 11, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
Ahhh...the internet
identities stolen by
gutless little punks...
Haiku # 20368 May 11, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why do idiots
tell others to fuck off and
use other's pen names?
Haiku # 20367 May 11, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20366 May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz saws on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20365 May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz sawa on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
what the fuck is up
with these silly arrows at
the end of each post?
Haiku # 20364 May 11, 2002 3:30 am ET
by k of seems pointless and only a little silly
arcturus that is
Haiku # 20363 May 11, 2002 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
archturus the star,
heats the earth, like a candle
five miles away.
Haiku # 20362 May 11, 2002 2:24 am ET
by thismodernworld
the orange chevron.
it is making me nervous.
what's up with that huh?
Haiku # 20361 May 11, 2002 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck off moxie!

Haiku # 20360 May 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, TX

.....time for my heroes
3 stuff (expanded version)
baldur's gate's depressing
Haiku # 20359 May 11, 2002 1:09 am ET
by time

.......lower middle earth
spewing hellfire and brimstone
........gurgling hot lava

Haiku # 20358 May 11, 2002 1:05 am ET
by ronin@awhackoesquireindeed
"Nobody Loves Me,"
Beth Gibbons' haunting voice cries
Sour Times, indeed.
Haiku # 20357 May 10, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Upper Canada
Lager of ingredients
Natural and 4
Haiku # 20356 May 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Janis & Derek of Toronto
Still in the name
Left Behind, the Anti-Christ
looks like Sting somewhat
Haiku # 20354 May 10, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Diablo of Tim LaHaye resembles a manakin
rest assured that when
poison drips from my pen it's
a spiritual rabies...

and it's not you
Haiku # 20353 May 10, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Diablo
Voluminous Gas
intensity drops, smells worse;
Oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 20352 May 10, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Working on Webpage
I often neglect it and
Today I add things.
Haiku # 20351 May 10, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by WyldKyss
talk, it's only talk
babble, burble, brouhaha
and bicker, bicker...
Haiku # 20350 May 10, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by scott, adapting the lyrics of King Crimson
Must be that frog at
the bottom of his glass
saying Budweiser...

forgot a letter or two
Haiku # 20349 May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
QED, still sexually
frustrated, what's the point of
porn but to sub, for

love? Is philosophy
mental porno then? Kiekegaard's
Masturbations? 101?
Haiku # 20348 May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
there are those who like
to say to some you think too much
but, that's just, them

it's for me what I say?
Haiku # 20347 May 10, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Diablo
alone it brings one to
think that one must stop
but, some cannot but

keep going, faith
is that leap into nothingness
Haiku # 20346 May 10, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Diablo
Well, philosophy asks
questions, if answers come
then, a few more steps

are taken
Haiku # 20345 May 10, 2002 4:35 pm ET
by Diablo
The continued cry,
"Fuck off Moxie," is stupid
and pointless coming

from "Anonymous
Poet." Hiding behind their
computer. Pansy...
Haiku # 20344 May 10, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why philosophize
if it brings you no closer
to that lofty goal?
Haiku # 20343 May 10, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by scott
if peace of mind is
ever achieved then there is
no more need for

philosophy
Haiku # 20342 May 10, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by Diablo
"PEACE" THIS MOXIE
YOU ASSHOLE......
Haiku # 20341 May 10, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20340 May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20339 May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXI
Haiku # 20338 May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20337 May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
much philosophy
but what is it really worth
with no peace of mind?
Haiku # 20336 May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by scott (peace out)
Whatever the projection
I ask you to take up each
others cross as if you were

yourselves...

Haiku # 20335 May 10, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Diablo
utterances of love
cause those things to flee in
anguish...for they cannot

stand the truer phase
they are lost forever
in themselves
Haiku # 20334 May 10, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Diablo
shadowy shapes utter
the words you have said here
when you die, tearing

at your soul as if it
were your body, and you
see the reality of Hell

first hand, there is no escape
Haiku # 20333 May 10, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Diablo
who have you harmed? pass
the buck and pretend these
words on line do not

do anything to anyone
in the real world? overreact...
in the end though, this

one's for you...
Haiku # 20332 May 10, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by Diablo
the answer when one
gets back to you is we
are all on the same path

to the grave, it's just
how we get there that
matters, and where we go

afterwards... I am God
which makes a lousy God
Haiku # 20331 May 10, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Diablo
the youth of this
united states, when the words
of hate are said...

there is no retracting
only more of the same
so is Isreal and Palestine

how many more must die?
Haiku # 20330 May 10, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Diablo
Suicides collected, and
thrown into dumpsters...we don't
care anymore, go ahead

shoot
Haiku # 20329 May 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Diablo
pathetic urban lives
ruled by the latest fashion
empty and devoid of value

or meaning, those who
throw themselves off of
buildings add to the toxic

waste of the airwaves
Haiku # 20328 May 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Diablo
Those people who project
their feelings on others are
presuming others presume

they presume, fact is
they do it to each other
pathetic they are as well
Haiku # 20327 May 10, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Diablo
We are desperate
to barge and storm into your
inner sanctum

but we need to disguise
our powers with the sugar
of your own self interest
Haiku # 20326 May 10, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Diablo
I held a razor
to my wrist at a job, sliced
the air, lost it a week

later
Haiku # 20325 May 10, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Diablo
been sick for 3
days and not out there, the
off switch is the best thing

how else do I justify
beating myself up and then
letting others do too
Haiku # 20324 May 10, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Diablo
I project words and
phrases, arouse ideas
in retaliation...

It's best to work alone
because competition stifles
hope and faith and love...

Haiku # 20323 May 10, 2002 3:58 pm ET
by Diablo