eating strawberries
sipping the tart juice of kiwi
crepes inside my mouth

(ronin: its time to buy another... -) )

that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers

why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?

brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!

these pretzels are making me thirsty

i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it

this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!

STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.

why must brad sleep so?

Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!

In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet

Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.

If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have

Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.

Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!

This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.

God damn fucking peice

The name W
-W-E sucks, please don't

Please don't compare large
ant farms to ronin. Large ant
farms actually rule.

(j/k again)

There has got to be
Something better to do than
This crappy website.
(j/k of course)

She is a mystic,
A witch, whose familiar
Is a large ant farm

Brad your site is down
Go home and put it up so
I will stop crying

no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts

..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden

..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)

...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5

moshi moshi

palms of paradise
gently sleeping on white sands
the storm rests awhile

blue-tooth to berries
its time to change old english
with short algebra

with mounting echoes
i heard your voice from afar
and sweet are the trills

quod erat demo

I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.

Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights

And my name's Larry

looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?

No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!

the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad

to jewel, indy and others:

..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)

..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes

....(a presumptious
........projection)

...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness

..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq

....m is for "that" pus
mutating from anal cells
.and some rectal wastes

Literal-minded
Bob Jones Esquire, from Waco,
Tied in mental knot

..........k is for the girl
.....korean i met last night
.......striking and so cool

.(a beautiful face with a down-
..to-earth, innocent, child-like
..mien, but a bit adventurous
and, well...yeah, open-minded)

.......a perfect backswing
with a mean downswing and a
.....graceful follow-through

........(150 yds. with a 7)

i'm happy with Blue
that is the name of my bong
in case you wondered

since she is away
i can chase off this stray dog
no more free meals here

Bush is President.
Kid Rock is V.P. Here comes
the Apocalypse.

Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986

Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.

your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...

I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means

the secrets unleashed

Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness