the clones have attacked
and they have duplicated
old jedi mind trick
by indiana
 
			
indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
by indiana
 
			
indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
by indiana
 
			
...yo creo que la
cerveza bonissima
.....esta corona
by ronin@
 
			
.......my mistake indy
my algebra's gone haywire
.........my move: Nc6
by ronin
 
			
...cognac's best for me
making me feel romantic
.....and non-sensical
by ronin@soklikeyoufeelgoingbarhopping
 
			
I am a big bug.
Watch me make many children
And eat my husband.
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
 
			
Here is a big tree.
It is a big old big tree.
My,  what a big tree.
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
 
			
To master the language 
of gestures is to learn all 
you need to know to 
enter your life And 
embrace it tightly, with a 
species of joy You've
by k of from Carl Dennis--- a good snippet from a poem 
 
			
anyway, just here
sharing a private joke but
whatever, drinks on
me
by k of to everyone (not Moxie) hi Ronin! 
 
			
swiming suits are so
overrated, why not just
get a PHD?
by k
 
			
for all those people
going to antwerp, have fun
drink really good ale!
by k
 
			
anyway, going 
away parties are so much 
hassel. why reply?
;)
by k of scott 2 scotch 
 
			
think i'll go by "scotch"
hmm, that gives me an idea
think i'll go buy scotch
by scotch (formerly scott, scotological, scott the satyrical, fgv, etc)
 
			
it's a common name
but not to confuse people:
you're "uppercase scott"
by scott to scott
 
			
so many good haiku
on a bad haiku webpage,
what's up with that ehh?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
The space is bigger,
And, the filling is smaller,
Time for a divorce.
by scott, I would say so long honey but you would probably laugh
 
			
I'm off from work now
Heading to the Irish Pub
Maybe get free beer
by WyldKyss
 
			
now that spiderman
is through, people are into
that star wars bullshit.
(i hate people)
by jackass@themovies
 
			
Clone movie was ok
Better than the first, but worse
Than the first three flick
Yoda kicked much ass
But I feared that Ani would
Rape the Senator.
Lucas needs to learn
To direct his actors so
Their acting won't suck.
by WyldKyss
 
			
love this stuff right here
but not as much as I love
the stuff over...there
by grass is always greener
 
			
ahh the power of 
cheese! must be the most stupid
advertisement ever
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
neighbor's burning leaves
winds gusting to twenty knots
house is filled with smoke
by Geez!  call 911
 
			
tiny tim is dead
no no-no-no, he's outside
looking in...thank you!
by scott (another sing along)
 
			
Saran Wrap over
toilet rim. Girlfriend can
by Chowderhead
 
			
Cold fish, seaweed, and
rice, rolled up neat. That
by Chowderhead
 
			
Red-headed stepchild
David among Goliaths
Royal Crown Cola
by Chowderhead
 
			
Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh
What a relief it is. Ahhh
by Chowderhead
 
			
A novel idea:
beer-flavored Budweiser. How
about it, Science?
by Chowderhead
 
			
Leggo my Eggo
Now there
by Chowderhead
 
			
people who don't use
turn signals on the highway
should ride with Moxie
by k_against_ of my way or the highway 
 
			
poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop
by LPG
 
			
i can't wait until
people lose interest in
that spiderman crap
by jackass@themovies
 
			
Commercials confuse 
collect phone calls at midnight 
I am George W. Bush 
 
by hugh
 
			
la reina de las
cervezas mexicanas:
negra modelo
by scott, sin duda
 
			
beers that need a lime
a poor excuse for good hops
grandma has two cocks
by ap
 
			
........corona is fine
it's so light and less filling
........yet inebriating
by ronin@WyldKyssisOphra?
 
			
battle of the clones
should be titled something like
recapturing dreams
by sigh
 
			
I'll be at Midnite
Showing tonite, I'll be the
First to bitch after
by WyldKyss
 
			
			
Yuengling Lager beer
pity those who can't obtain
grandma has a cock
by ap
 
			
nothing like a wipe
to build dramatic tension
...just like blacking out
by scott
 
			
from "empire strikes..."
an unforgettable name:
peter suschitzky
by scott (george needs to bring this guy back)
 
			
"blow up the death star"
three out of the four movies
use that plot device
i'm gonna boycott
no way i'll get fooled again...
(who am i kidding?)
by scott_against_mediocre_hacks_exploiting_our_childhood_memories
 
			
All this cock talk has
Reminded me that Lucas
waves his with Star Wars.
by WyldKyss
 
			
"proof that god loves us
and wants us to be happy"
- ben franklin on beer
by scott
 
			
feel the spell of love
desire makes our world bear fruit
or was it the beer
by A. Musing
 
			
for commercial beer:
lagunitas ipa
"homicidal hops"
but now i'm thirsty
diet pepsi won't cut it
should have brought my flask
by scott
 
			
India pale ale
also quite a favorite
though it's rather strong
by one last one...back to the studio
 
			
*scale from one to ten*
by me again