Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Bush knew, or did he?
Does it matter? It's only
Three thousand people.
Haiku # 20691 May 23, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet



try painting right side
polarity repels cops
while the poles attract
Haiku # 20690 May 23, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by indiana
My car will go zoom
Paint "Cop Magnet" on the side
Another ticket
Haiku # 20689 May 23, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Important thing lost
Vision is blurry today
Glasses left at home
Haiku # 20688 May 23, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss


that cardinal change
disrobes the queen to e2
for a fitting move

Haiku # 20687 May 23, 2002 8:44 am ET
by indiana

.i am quite constrained
to make a conservative
........reply - Bc6!
Haiku # 20686 May 23, 2002 5:32 am ET
by ronin@nowalkingonthewildsideforme


the table is set
with wine, silver and china
while time eats away
Haiku # 20685 May 23, 2002 4:14 am ET
by indiana
you know the answer,
all your job belong to us,
...................
Haiku # 20684 May 23, 2002 2:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Listening to stuff
Posting bad haikus on here
Is this what job is?
Haiku # 20683 May 22, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20682 May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20681 May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20680 May 22, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by ronin
Local Radio
All your base are belong to
Us, is playing now.
Haiku # 20679 May 22, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by WyldKyss
are you counting ref?
rattle of pea, infringements
I cop penalty
Haiku # 20678 May 22, 2002 7:10 am ET
by mellie
a tight head pleases me
alfie handles balls with style
lockyer goes off

straight-up bennett
only thing crooked's ya smile
beautiful maroons
Haiku # 20677 May 22, 2002 7:03 am ET
by mellie, QUEENSLANDER!!
..............I am sorry k.............
.......I will not mock/imitate
.......you again, come back.....

........love's ya honey....
Haiku # 20676 May 22, 2002 1:12 am ET
by ronin......................................

..........let the lady be
she might have her own pacing
.......or none at all dude
Haiku # 20675 May 21, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@howaboutaknuckleheadsandwich

..with your latest move
you're practically giving
.....the center to me
Haiku # 20674 May 21, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by ronin to indy@areyousurethatyourmove
Lolita drops trou
(size two Calvin Kleins) says hey
kiss my royal ass
Haiku # 20673 May 21, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Lolita to Anonymous Poster
My tooth aches right now
Medical Coverage costs lots
I just suck it up
Haiku # 20672 May 21, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss
The way he can float,
you'd think he was a dead whale.
Metaphors: so real.
Haiku # 20671 May 21, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by merlin of http://www.KungFuGrippe.com/
was never away
it looks like moxie's away
mostly with pixies
Haiku # 20670 May 21, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by mellie
HITLER HAD MY UFO BABY

Push, mein F
Haiku # 20669 May 21, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by Jonathan B
fuck off lolita
Haiku # 20668 May 21, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya see, the past?
just so much crap...enlightenment?
what is advertised.
Haiku # 20667 May 21, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by get it? get it? just trying to reclaim the dots in this world from knuckle-head ronin

......i meant fisher guys
a toast to stephen jay gould
........evolution's ace
Haiku # 20666 May 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by ronin@thegreatpretender
cereal-box zen,
tomorrow is advertised,
the past..down toilet.
Haiku # 20665 May 21, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's pretend it's chess
while actually we just play
hide and seek all day
Haiku # 20664 May 21, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Lolita

....so bishop takes knight?
uh-hmmm...so tempting really
.....fischer-marshall style?

.(or a conservative korchnoi?)
Haiku # 20663 May 21, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@givemeadaytoimbibetheframebro


Haiku # 20662 May 21, 2002 9:54 am ET
by indiana
Cereal boxtop
zen: tomorrow is coming
but yesterday
Haiku # 20661 May 21, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
now the motion's passed
how full is your ah, gender?
let's cut a rug Ash :-)

fox trot samba waltz
the canadian two-step
janis loves that one
Haiku # 20660 May 21, 2002 8:30 am ET
by mellie
committee meeting
now i can move a motion
without laxatives
Haiku # 20659 May 21, 2002 8:18 am ET
by ash

....city storm subsides
waters empty in the drain
.a young girl hawks news
Haiku # 20658 May 21, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ronin@

.....mellie is now back
.can moxie be far behind
stay tuned and watch out
Haiku # 20657 May 21, 2002 8:06 am ET
by ronin@a$64stephenkingquestion

"it's: Bd7"
..i meant
Haiku # 20656 May 21, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ronin

......suck your own dildo
and stop projecting yourself
.....in other's stead dude

Haiku # 20655 May 21, 2002 8:02 am ET
by ronin@hey!

.............cocoa you say
is that what your Lindts' made of
..........may i have a drink
Haiku # 20654 May 21, 2002 7:53 am ET
by ronin

......neither of the two
contemplated moves will do
...........it is: Bd7!

(the calm before the storm)
Haiku # 20653 May 21, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@fucksuccessimspoiledandhappy
melody in blue
lyrical day fades away
moon's chorus begins
Haiku # 20650 May 20, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by rrrribbttt, rrrribttt, rrribttt
lusty summer wind
your breathless impatience does
tempt my every whim
Haiku # 20649 May 20, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by HOT HOT HOT in Florida
almost six o'clock
time to close my little shop
lock and set alarm
Haiku # 20648 May 20, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by ciao
revered and reviled
entertaining essayist
Stephen Jay Gould dies
Haiku # 20647 May 20, 2002 5:06 pm ET
by Harvard Man
potter shapes the clay
yielding to the craftsman's touch
gracefulness takes shape


potter shapes the clay
with a wave of magic wand
Harry makes a vase
Haiku # 20646 May 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by me...killing some time (the usual)
too much lindt, not good
won't find your belly-button
(lints a problem too)
Haiku # 20645 May 20, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by well, could be
this is Boston's spring
37 degrees (ouch)
on May twentieth
Haiku # 20644 May 20, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by oops
this is Boston's spring
37 degrees
on May twentieth
Haiku # 20643 May 20, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by who else
that coffee to go?
buy the crop or by the cup?
extra (raw) sugar
Haiku # 20642 May 20, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Aloha
many plantations
pineapple and sugar cane
coffee by the crop
Haiku # 20641 May 20, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Aloha
saw David Bowie
yacht docks in Honululu
his eyes looked just fine
Haiku # 20640 May 20, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Boston gal...really