Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Colored bottles lined
mementos of times long gone
recall the laughter
Haiku # 20840 May 28, 2002 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
identity theft -
annoying on badhaiku
scary in real life
Haiku # 20839 May 28, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (got a call the other day about stolen bank papers - here i am in heathrow...hey k)
A streetside cafe
Lilium tucked behind her ear
Ah, Bellisima!
Haiku # 20838 May 28, 2002 10:32 am ET
by jewel1

what you sayin' there WyldKyss
Haiku # 20837 May 28, 2002 9:37 am ET
by ronin@hi

......mAdness mAdness mAd
ness mAdness mAdness mAdness
......mAdness mAdness mAd

.........Psycho Psycho Psy
....cho Psycho Psycho Psycho
.........Psycho Psycho Psy

...(not even half the poet that
.................moxie is)
Haiku # 20836 May 28, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@cuckoocuckoocuckoo
This is amusing
When one person, attacked, leaves
You turn on yourselves...
Haiku # 20835 May 28, 2002 9:09 am ET
by WyldKyss
.....guiness record


.....greatest irony:
.an anonymous poet
...who's not a poet

(more retard than...)
Haiku # 20834 May 28, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ronin@adailywhankeriswhatyouare

..what you saying schmuck
you trying to say something
......like ah...duh...drivel

......(go lick moxie's ass)

Haiku # 20833 May 28, 2002 6:13 am ET
by ronin@FUCKOFFANONYMOUSPOETYOURENOTEVENAPOET
........now showing

...silence of the dumbs
.Anonymous Poet plays
....the crazed hannibal

(watch him focus on the
.............dots)
Haiku # 20832 May 28, 2002 6:05 am ET
by ronin@andisupposeyourenot
ronin must BE moxie....he is just as annoying....
Haiku # 20831 May 28, 2002 2:50 am ET
by fuck off ronin/moxie
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Haiku # 20830 May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20829 May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20828 May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what do they mean?
why do they thrill you so much?
you fucking lamer...............!
Haiku # 20827 May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20826 May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20825 May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20824 May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20823 May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20822 May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20821 May 28, 2002 2:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a thirty-six B
suits me just fine... by the way
no complaints as yet
Haiku # 20820 May 27, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Lolita

...........i am 36
an advocate of sorts and
....a counsel at large
Haiku # 20819 May 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ronin@enjoy
I feel bad for you!
about those blind relatives
(must be genetic)
Haiku # 20818 May 27, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Lolita...still waiting to hear about ash's accident too (via Hippocrates)


stained linen ephod
falls flat on unholy ground
hoofbeats from afar
Haiku # 20817 May 27, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by indiana
Fourty-plus something
Family members this weekend
Haven't seen in years
Haiku # 20816 May 27, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss

........too much reality
doing away with hypochrisy
......what remains...is it
Haiku # 20815 May 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by ronin
sweet gaping Marsh ducks
just in time too it would seem
golfer yells out "fore"!
Haiku # 20814 May 27, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Marsh's orthodontist
Life is short, Art long
Experience deceitful
Judgment difficult
Haiku # 20813 May 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by Hippocrates...what fell upon your foot, ash?

the "babes" are asleep
in their angelic abodes
come morning they fall
Haiku # 20812 May 27, 2002 5:31 am ET
by ronin

.............................0-0
Haiku # 20811 May 27, 2002 3:34 am ET
by ronin 2 indy

..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810 May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809 May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
Erector set shell
working levers and buttons
my girdered steel rails
Haiku # 20808 May 27, 2002 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cliche mirror
shows that my identity
is all too common
Haiku # 20807 May 27, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All I crave is art
and with that comes a surely
unsatisfied life
Haiku # 20806 May 27, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Un-natural light
brewed chemicals, mixed with piss
filling all my needs
Haiku # 20805 May 27, 2002 12:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Each morning I rise
with calculator in hand
to do pointless math
Haiku # 20804 May 27, 2002 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
this is a pointless
haiku, which i am posting
to figure the time
Haiku # 20803 May 26, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by hugh
time is on my side
bandages are on my foot
debts are on my back
Haiku # 20802 May 26, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
foot bone imploded
personal hiroshima
world suddenly changed
Haiku # 20801 May 26, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by ash
maybe I count each
of ronin's incessant dots
and fire a blank

.....for each
Haiku # 20800 May 26, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by moxie
slowly melting down
candles flicker in the wind
remnants of love's fire
Haiku # 20799 May 26, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
ruby black river
silenced in the dark bayou
midnight souls do roam
Haiku # 20798 May 26, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
sweeping locks of grey
gnarled and twisting in the wind
spanish moss does hang
Haiku # 20797 May 26, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
like slim white vases
lazin' in the Cajun sun
egret's silhouettes
Haiku # 20796 May 26, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
...of course, Ronan I have certain beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy me, what I write
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

Haiku # 20795 May 26, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
Whistling in the dark
I did neither what I should
Nor what I wanted.
Haiku # 20794 May 26, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by andrew
I had just one life.
Now that it's almost all gone,
I see my mistakes.
Haiku # 20793 May 26, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by andrew
Footprint in the dust
Cobwebs across the doorway
What was here, is gone.
Haiku # 20792 May 26, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by andrew
Emptiness of mind
Winds blow down blank corridors
Why is nothing there?
Haiku # 20791 May 26, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by andrew