Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

fuck off mellie
Haiku # 20956 June 3, 2002 10:11 am ET
by ronin
internet finally
back up after 2 days of
broken dsl

seems like the well has
become more poisoned, sorry
bout your sis w'ldKyss!
Haiku # 20955 June 3, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k
I didn't expect,
a haiku pissing constest,
spring rain misty hills.

Haiku # 20954 June 3, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


it must be the beer
or is it the memory
but e5 beckons!

Haiku # 20953 June 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by indiana
I should check spelling
check submit enter go on
gotta piss off now
Haiku # 20952 June 2, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by mellie
I dont go with mox
I travell along okay
stop pissing me off
Haiku # 20951 June 2, 2002 10:51 pm ET
by mellie

....yes i did bait mox
i just wanted to see how
you get pissed off dude

(fuck off Asshole Prime)
Haiku # 20950 June 2, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@whydomellieandmoxiealwaysgotogether
moxie and ronin are the same asshole
Haiku # 20949 June 2, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
(LMAO)

if my head explodes
mail the bits and pieces
to Hell, RFD 666
Haiku # 20948 June 2, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Moxie
oh well moxie mate
it takes lots to piss you off
for a while you did

maybe that should be
for a while we did do that
then you sprung a leak

drip drip drip drip drip
rain is pissing down tonight
forecast for the week
Haiku # 20947 June 2, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by mellie, wet and weak
I think a lot has
to do with moving on and
leaving others to themselves

God, you people are just as confusing as I am
to myself!
Haiku # 20945 June 2, 2002 1:29 pm ET
by Mox
listen, samurai
are better than acting angry
due to the chrysanthumum

and the sword

I cannot follow the alphabet soup language of
chess, and I am a nice guy, till someone pisses
me off
Haiku # 20944 June 2, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie

..........after all that you've
been fucking through you're still an
.........ass kisser mox dude

(pretending to be a nice guy here?)
Haiku # 20943 June 2, 2002 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@betruetoyourself

...what gives moxie dude
pretending to be you're not
......it's just a fun game

.(fuck off Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 20942 June 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by ronin@you'restillanasskisser
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20941 June 2, 2002 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

........pardon the butthead
so it was your king's knight then
............my move is c5

.............(AP is moxie)
Haiku # 20940 June 2, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ronin@myapologiestomoxforcomparinghimto"him"
...........IS IT....

...Andrew Poppycock?
Andrew Psychoanalyzed?
.....Andrew Pulaski*?

...(*-a Polish Prick, a
..Junior of the Second
..........mayber?)
Haiku # 20939 June 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@nonahnotAssociatedPress
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20938 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20937 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday stressful
Last night was Bloody Maries
Now today is work
Haiku # 20936 June 1, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 20935 June 1, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jubilee parade,
Hell
Haiku # 20934 June 1, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
its time for the codes
to unlock the mystery
of the mixed-up knight

e4 e5/Nf3 Nc6/Bb5 Be7 /Nc3 Nf6/O-O d6
d4 Bd7/Bxc6 Bxc6/Qe2 exd4/Nxd4 O-O
Nxc6 bxc6/Rd1
Haiku # 20933 June 1, 2002 1:23 am ET
by indiana
babies are swimming
in my chicken noodle soup.
they will be tasty!
Haiku # 20932 June 1, 2002 12:54 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn
kev has just showered.
he doesn't smell anymore.
he misses his dirt
Haiku # 20931 June 1, 2002 12:53 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn

k is your sister?
Haiku # 20930 June 1, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@andyourejanis?illneverfigurethisout

....you mean it was the
other knight that did in my
.king's pawn and bishop?

.(anyway, my move is c5)
Haiku # 20929 June 1, 2002 12:31 am ET
by ronin@broletmegetaboardmymemory'sfailing

...............but indiana
.didnt you use that knight to take
........my queen's bishop at

c6?

(remember hoofbeats from afar?)
Haiku # 20928 June 1, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ronin@


it must be the trill
of the songbird from afar
that draws the worm out
Haiku # 20927 May 31, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by indiana
so very sorry for you all

Haiku # 20926 May 31, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wild with rage now
This is no laughing matter
My sister was raped.
Haiku # 20925 May 31, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss


and probably first
earthlings to merge algebra
with the brain
Haiku # 20924 May 31, 2002 7:00 am ET
by indiana


s
Haiku # 20923 May 31, 2002 6:58 am ET
by indiana


not so fast ronin
don
Haiku # 20922 May 31, 2002 6:24 am ET
by indiana

......young supple cleavage
my tongue straining out to touch
.............as i lotus sit
Haiku # 20921 May 31, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ronin@alittlemoremeditationthere
transcending boredom
i chuckle at some haiku
and caress the cat
Haiku # 20920 May 31, 2002 2:51 am ET
by ash
Highway fourteen west

Looking though bug guts to see:

The golden sunset
Haiku # 20919 May 30, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by moderndaynomad

20904
.AINT
.mine
Haiku # 20918 May 30, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin

and its MY move now
Haiku # 20917 May 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ronin@hehe

...........har har har indy
looks like you've got a lone pawn
.......defenseless once more

......(that would cripple your
.........center play for good)
Haiku # 20916 May 30, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@8)
Zen sex harassment,
Look not at woman
Haiku # 20915 May 30, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch! Head Connected
With one of the thrown stools here
Very Violent!
Haiku # 20914 May 30, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ex stopped by to whine
Said she felt bad, stayed the night
She felt fine to me
Haiku # 20913 May 30, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
goodbye Boston gal
may your life be richer for
your wise decision
Haiku # 20912 May 30, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by k_against of bad haiku is not to be confused with ACTUAL COMMUNICATION with others....just the sign of boredom
OK Boston gal
sorry you are going. where?
I'm coming to B

like words in this box
I will miss you too as well
mox does not want meet

Nah MEET with mellie
he as good as said that now
no meet is his loss
Haiku # 20911 May 30, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
A long absence
deprevity and darkness
from Haiku writing >>

Rising on the trill
Fluttering in the warm wind
A siren echoes

[in the distance,
be hind ,
the present,
be fore,
in the future]
Haiku # 20910 May 30, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
time for me to go
thanks for laughs and roses (Scott)
will miss Ash the most
Haiku # 20909 May 30, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...Lolita included
I just dont get it
what game do you think you play?
numbers of poems
Haiku # 20908 May 30, 2002 12:11 pm ET
by mellie


i meant Rd1
in 20903! is c5
your final reply?
Haiku # 20907 May 30, 2002 11:59 am ET
by indiana

if its e5 then Ng4
Haiku # 20906 May 30, 2002 11:24 am ET
by ronin@behkhunlole