Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
She tried to picture
Who was that on the picture?
How many were dead?
Haiku # 21056 June 11, 2002 8:50 am ET
by jewel1\whatwasthatpictureagain?


a row of tombstones +++
engraved by a psychopath
yields a dark secret
Haiku # 21055 June 11, 2002 7:03 am ET
by indiana>>twotwistedshellsmakesaknot
fuck off to me too
Haiku # 21054 June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off organic matter
Haiku # 21053 June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off humans
Haiku # 21052 June 11, 2002 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off world
Haiku # 21051 June 11, 2002 2:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off ronin (dot-head)
Haiku # 21050 June 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

fuck off Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 21049 June 10, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by ronin
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 21048 June 10, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an old shark takes him
by the leg and pulls him
down into heaven
Haiku # 21047 June 10, 2002 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

....and then she WOKE UP
"shit, mellie" she told herself
......"take it easy, babe"
Haiku # 21046 June 10, 2002 8:54 pm ET
by ronin@themoveisNe8
Poop deck is a mess
crow's nest unkempt, crew all drunk
Shiver me timbers
Haiku # 21045 June 10, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the ten of swords plunged
1000 spiritual
little deaths in me
Haiku # 21044 June 10, 2002 10:09 am ET
by Moxie
Her load was lifted
A dull pain holds steady
Tolerable now
Haiku # 21043 June 10, 2002 7:43 am ET
by jewel1\backtowhereweare
Loathing the dumb clocks
Sick to her stomach, fasting
The weight still heavy
Haiku # 21042 June 10, 2002 7:42 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She read lots of books
Chose a bizarre work schedule
Frisking away time
Haiku # 21041 June 10, 2002 7:39 am ET
by jewel1\fbstill
world cup soccer is
great, but I still can't fight off
intense depressions
Haiku # 21040 June 10, 2002 5:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


the sounds he produced
broke the silence of the trees
as he made etches
Haiku # 21039 June 10, 2002 4:58 am ET
by indiana>>porfavorconjugarelverboetcheshermano

..........then he ran away
half-sobbing, half-laughing (?) in-
...........to the silhouette

.(into the dark and lonely comfort
...of the shades and the trees...)
Haiku # 21038 June 10, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@theoffice


the weight of the world
made him inarticulate
no rhyme no reason
Haiku # 21037 June 9, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by indiana>>17gramsofgold
what if He is She?
and the one you reach for is
of this newer world?
Haiku # 21036 June 9, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
She looked for her Guide
Reading and searching for him
Clammy hands trembling
Haiku # 21035 June 9, 2002 8:59 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She offered her pain
More pain came, she was losing
Wanting to forget
Haiku # 21034 June 9, 2002 8:57 am ET
by jewel1\fb
The horror, the weight
She wonders how long it heals
She was tired of life
Haiku # 21033 June 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by jewel1\fb

simple solution
by adding another line
balance is restored
Haiku # 21032 June 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash

line near my haiku
no longer bisects my words
causing libran angst
Haiku # 21031 June 9, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
error messages
linux hates my winmodem
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21030 June 9, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash


she summoned her strength
to show him an old picture
of a child that was
Haiku # 21029 June 9, 2002 7:56 am ET
by indiana>>thepicsaregoodbutthemindneedstobefed

..."Damn!" His heart sinking,
his mind* groping for answers
.........and body reeling

.......from the utter shock
.....of her ever finding out
......that he mox still lives

(yes he has one, surprisingly)
Haiku # 21028 June 9, 2002 7:32 am ET
by ronin@thepaellawasokahem

.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027 June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers
She was abandoned
made to believe he was dead
she needed to think
Haiku # 21026 June 9, 2002 7:10 am ET
by jewel1\rememberingthepast
she looked at him, dazed
the pain of many years back
tears threatens to fall
Haiku # 21025 June 9, 2002 7:07 am ET
by jewel1\pained2seeu
dribble, dribble but
good night's sleep achieved at last--
thanks adult diapers!
Haiku # 21024 June 8, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by http://michaelgates.blogspot.com
hungry, fervent eyes
searching, amusing prune found,
chewy lunch looms large
Haiku # 21023 June 8, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Michael
dizzy, sheepish bride
snores noisily, moonlighting
groom eyes chambermaid
Haiku # 21022 June 8, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Michael


On a moonlit night
mox beside the grave smoking
waiting for someone
Haiku # 21021 June 8, 2002 10:35 am ET
by indiana>>outofthegraveyard



red colored hourglass
conspicuously painted
on her underside
Haiku # 21020 June 8, 2002 10:29 am ET
by indiana

.......paltry intellect
is better than none at all
(gramma) ap has a cock

...(ap has no intellect)
Haiku # 21019 June 7, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by ronin@:)

she's really pissed off now
Haiku # 21018 June 7, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by ronin@lookwhatyoudidAnonymousPoet
so, ronin fears me.
with his paltry intellect,
he's no real match
Haiku # 21017 June 7, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap - Two "fuck offs"? The boy's upset!
isn't that moxie
in the red tutu? Jesus
loves you, little mox
Haiku # 21016 June 7, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Friday is pay day,
That wonderful day of cash!
Too bad, been done spent.
Haiku # 21015 June 7, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Toe stubbed in dark.
"Turn on the fucking LIGHT!"
Hid information.
Haiku # 21014 June 7, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Prometheus
Uplifting pictures.
Are Muhammad figurines
available too?
Haiku # 21013 June 7, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Chowderhead


Suffer the little
children, or maybe they have
a different take now
Haiku # 21012 June 7, 2002 4:28 am ET
by k of Isn't Jesus creepy?


Teaching little ones
how to dance, such young bodies....
I died for your sins!
Haiku # 21011 June 7, 2002 4:26 am ET
by k
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 21010 June 6, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Wha wha wha, whine whine
Get over yourselves, anon
and post more silly!

:)
Haiku # 21009 June 6, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss

FUCK OFF AP
Haiku # 21008 June 6, 2002 10:57 am ET
by ronin

.......afer the putting
it's back to my fave driver
.........numero: uno

..(ola transient/problemo
.............hombre)
Haiku # 21007 June 6, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ronin