he ordered us two dark westmalle doubles
my troubles weighed upon me like lead weights
he toasted, and i gagged upon bubbles
"the president of the united states!"

i asked if we could toast to someone else
he smirked and said, "well, he is a nice guy"
the westmalle rang my tastebuds like church bells
so potent that i felt that i could fly

saracastic flemish comments all aside,
buy me a westmalle, what's the sense of pride?

Chick in green starts fire
Burns hundred thousand acres
Before our Prez can

Onjaysun broke rule
Make W just dubba
Like White House junior

In he carries lunch
Free sack from W W Fund
Butch up that panda

sit in front of screen
shoulders hunch and eyes water
work - it be the death

Playing Smash Brothers
Had made my eyes gloss over
Yoshi smash and win~

So who are you now?
Moxie Fuckoff has a ring
Some labels don't fade

"fuck off" is to me
beginning to sound, well
kind of funny, eh?

She thought she was good
Now she has to be better
the scum did not bite!

dying for take-off
i've got itchy feet too mate
other parts okay

FUCK OFF! TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...

my scars are itchy
the skin continues to peel
soon i will weight bear

feeling of relief
but it is now summertime
goodbye yellow snow

Sat on pier all night
Watching the stars from water
Covered in bug bites.

metaphorical death
I just want to let "him" go

Let go or keep faith...
The cold winter takes too long
Hope slowly fading...

horny vulcan slut
everybody knows her name
big in lingerie

what happened to him?
that's a shocking announcement
show some evidence

just so you know

almost addicted
to Jap plot for bending minds
well, screw you haiku

sickened by my face
the bailiff punches me hard
teeth fall at my feet

two one one one six
the number of this haiku
not as good as four

we ride along trails
angled sunlight shining through
verdant summer trees

been a while paver
really I am not kidding
missed your input mate

swallow anything?
How about my load, Mellie
and I'm not kidding

ash____

a length of dried skin
peeled from the side of my foot
as human leather

hyperglycaemic
past islets of langerhans
a siren's sweet call

what i meant to say

a difficult choice
Be3 or Be4?
let it Be

don

Got your blender set?
Add gin, pussy, lime, quinine
Its catatonic

neighborhood feline
injured by a passing car
its catatonic

Diabetes lore:
Whats hyperglycemia?
Vampire magnet

hook line and sinker
would you like to set the bait?
while i cast the rod?

I'm so gullible
I would swallow anything
and I'm not kidding

he leveled the gun

take it lying down
just a spoonful of sugar
helps la la go down

a sweet little song
mary poppins nuns alps god
must break the habit

Need positive spin?
Blood is sweeter than water.
Guess we all must cope.

so i'm still legless
you may say something's afoot
i won't stand for it

let me console ash
I would do a better job
even blindfolded

getting down to it
comes naturally to mellie
I don't itch either

(line 21084 is mine, why did it become
Anonymous Poet???)

i was consoling ash for pete's sake

............just fuck off me k

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)

this ain't ronin it's
some other asshole (like mox)
moxie killed ronin

and assumed his identity

....evanescent pain
as fugacious as moxie's
...granger philosophy