see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth

Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.

those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them

If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill

dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch

It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.

I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(

Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.

the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.

Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!

Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.

Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.

I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!

Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.

Shorty got a car.....
Someone need to smack dat hoe
in her fuckin' mouf.

marcia brady's nose
kissed by a football
dateless nut knocker

Eat your green boogers
They look good stuck in your teeth
No calories here

My sides are hurting
From laughing at these writings -
Haikus now are BAD.

pathetic poets
oh that you could move readers
like you jiggle meat

It sure takes a man
to insult and make the fun
a man like your mom

thank yuou my good sir.
i raelly appreiciate
a fine audience!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

it's really special
that all you can talk about
is urine and shit

I'm the Great and Mighty
Poo and I'm going to throw
my shit at you. Twat!

Spacemen floating by,
up and down the sidewalk, take
a doo doo pie. *sniff*

I see Marvin House
he make a poem bout sex
what a noble man

if it a snow globe
even a hand made sweater
thank you grandmother

Dude I just got laid!
Dont believe me? Smell my dick!
I snuck to her room!

Lemme hit that blunt.
We go out, i stuff ur cunt
and smoke some refer.

that bitch wife of yours
called the cops on me again!
someday ill bang her.

You are an angel.
Perfection in human form.
I want me in you.

The back door dirt shoot
a slide from your back door that
has some dirt on it.

i feel my member
its rising, confined by pants
i unzip and hold

Buzz goes the small bees
a fuse sparks in the night sky
You might get the die!

The bitch gets knocked up
and wasted on booze and pot.
I hate trailer trash.

Your white-trash slut mom
is in the kitchen getting
real drunk and pregnant!

I am very sick.
Wankers Anonymous is
a group I joined.

my pee-pee is sore...
i think i beat it too much...
Is that possible?!?!

i fuck ur gurl's bung
and then give her cum-showar
she like it dirty

wahts teh dilly-o
up in dis joint fo' real, yo?!
i forgot the rest.....

A slip of the tongue
the situation goes stale
best go get the run

i have discovered
that there be form in haiku
god dammit fuck me

Tranquil skys, green grass
Wild horses run like the wind.
Your mom is a MILF.

Son, son, OMG!
Sorry for those last couple
of tasteless "haikus"!

Take a ride on the Tricky Wee
a short pass by a the small bees
toss a pickle and a firecrazer son

Where be all the mad
rhyming skillz up in dis piece?
O snap, holla back pimp!

Who did she learn from?
Your daughter sucked my cock like
a real champ last night.

Give a call (ring)
i drop phone in couch!!!!
nooooooooooole! i go dig.

Here i sits son
Lookin at pron on net
I need the sex

Oh fuck. How the hell
Did I manage to post two
of my entries twice!

This is super fun!
Can't stop making up haikus.
Time for a wank break.