My brain is so full
Fillling my eyes with pictures
Every single night.

Big collage
little pebblesunexepected
icream in my
coffee

Ninja fights ninja.
Bomber molests little boy.
The ninja kung-fu.

porn on my tv
looks better on DVD
than videotape

a slack jawed yokel
pushing a cart thru Wal-Mart
pickled pigs feet sale

damn- my rubber broke!
don't want kids or a disease
grandma's got a cock

lying to the cops
makes me feel like a tough guy
stick it to the man

paws grip my flesh tight
doggie hips buck back and forth
stop humping my leg!!!!

damn- she's on the rag
better stay out of her way
a Kotex nightmare

breast feed in public
what do i care? go ahead
whip out those puppies!

piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch

i know iv says stuff
i can make it up to you?
damn cat still stratch me

hmmm, head with this bitsh
why she stop for a minute?
i fires shots up nose

i think taco bell
shold sell the taco online
i know id buy it

Don't be a damn nark!
Just look at this porn and see
You will turn around

I need a small boy
to show me his small penis.
I'm still smaller, DAMN!

Blue MONKEY on cam
Don't tell me to stop dumb hoe
I don't show my dick

Oh shit 1 stunna
You know I put theme to Fun-
ky town on my cell?

it sounds like it's great
"baby keeps me up all night"
but he's a month old

meteor shower
washes northern hemisphere
and i miss the show

Women look better
when they are small, so I don't
enlarge the pics, boy.

i bid on eBay
i have no money to pay
stick it to the man!!

Rocket. I'm taking
a rocket. I'm packing my
suitcase...LOOK OUT MOON!

Boop Boop boo boop boop
Boo boo boop boop boop! That's it:
Theme to Funky Town!

my knee connected
with his family jewels - BANG!!
he walks funny now

A curious thing
Is why women are labeled sluts
Because guys hate them

I toss pennys down
The stairwell from the fourth floor
Rarely reach bottom

I show wee on cam
They get all moist and what not
Then i close window

back in the ols day
me and the gang play buckbuck
fat albert win always

Ahhhahhh (two syllabls) goos kitty
i pet kitty all day long
she a sweets littlse

walk the street at darks
hobo ask for the moneys
chain to the face

the shark, he says bite
distant boy find the easter egg
that a sun dried shit

That girl touched my hands.
Her back should be broken now.
Those were my damn hands.

put on the tit clamps
red rubber ball in my mouth
grandma has a cock

i want to go back
crawl inside my mother's vag
begin the rebirth

Cripple FIGHT!! they yell
OMG Mr. Carter
Cut it out now boys.

Now house should'nt have
Super Smash Brothers Melee
I want to play now.

OMFG SON!
I wanna go back to school
I miss fo shizzo.

Anna Nicole Smith
Can E! whore you out enough???
You human train wreck

Squeezing my weasel
Gonna choke him till he's blue
And spits out white goo

Risk, Monopoly
The Game Of Life & Payday
I'm bored with board games

Oh, to be frozen
Like a human popsicle
Ice cream man is God

if imitation
is a form of flattery
please- fuck off and die!!

Bicycle Down Road
Poor Animals Meet Ther Fate
Ohh Shit A Semi...

I AM YELLING OUT
MY HAIKU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!
AREN'T I ANNOYING?!?!?!?!

Who thought up Haiku???
That whole 5-7-5 shit???
Some Jap with no dick!!!

i was fine until
the bluebird of happiness
crapped on my windshield

SpongeBob SquarePants blows!!
Just watching that gay ass show
Gives my eyeballs AIDS
:(

ahoy there matey!
parrot shit on my shoulder
walk the plank, damn bird!!

another damned corpse
plenty more where that came from
sooner or later