Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Socking God Dammit
makes the mind or else you pimp
i egg you crib dun
makes the mind or else you pimp
i egg you crib dun
by of Stump Socking God Dammit!!!
i had take youse pic
you kissing another girl
sex reference :P (face counts as 1)
you kissing another girl
sex reference :P (face counts as 1)
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i take you picture
i print out bunches of prints
i wank on all them
i print out bunches of prints
i wank on all them
by of Stumping God Dammiting Man
Lets3\\ has a pasrtyu
whyegn youdsse gonna ocmes tos it6?
include: hatsa,. ti30sues
whyegn youdsse gonna ocmes tos it6?
include: hatsa,. ti30sues
by of mucker doompe
Sooooooo Sorry bout that last one
it didn
t follow the standads of the haiku, but
i maku it up to you. ^_^
it didn
t follow the standads of the haiku, but
i maku it up to you. ^_^
by of Shizzo Bot
you get a cacus
into a small hole? shit, man
how did you do that?
into a small hole? shit, man
how did you do that?
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There once was a caterpoiller that loivn to east the leaves. once he go too big fo rhis body he make an cockoon. and afater a long time in that conaoo, he make into a buttrlfin. and he flkow all ober the alnd and made more cnatopeitsllers.
by of Fucking Sock Goding Damm
quaddamn, i medds up
shits, i i just say about sex
black eye with the wang
shits, i i just say about sex
black eye with the wang
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shit, man you know what?
girls make funny cum faces
kids they makes good ones
girls make funny cum faces
kids they makes good ones
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Here comes the super
blaster, peter north takes no
prisoners. KA SPLUT.
blaster, peter north takes no
prisoners. KA SPLUT.
by of Stumping Dammit Old Man
fuck/, i don type thias
messsage 3pretty hard on keys
i hope i no breakz``
messsage 3pretty hard on keys
i hope i no breakz``
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Ma fucka! who dis!?
who say da sheet same as me
before i says it?
who say da sheet same as me
before i says it?
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i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
by of behind arbys
i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
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Man, I know this girl
needs a dick bad but she clinch,
and pinch your dick off
needs a dick bad but she clinch,
and pinch your dick off
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i saw a Mr. T air freshener holy shit, i mean t and air freshner of a member pof the A team is one thing, but of Mr. T? THats crazy! ha ha anyway, i gotta go, apparently this is supposed to be a haiku so i talk later. See ya! -Lips McCoy
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