why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.

i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.

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Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Bob
stunna
ALL Anonymous Poets

Once again Robert
You have proven to be gay
Just keep it that way

I love beans, WHOo-HOo
I love beans, how about you?
Oh, you don't like beans.....

Micah has no cord
To edit his video
It is only porn

To me or not to me
That's it
I sware

Teleportation:
Electo-mechanical
Transpositioning.

Merrily, Merri-
ly, Merrily, Merrily,
Life is but a dream.

dictators hero
bruised fingers, garth algar hair
i'd like to go there

I don't know Terrance...
maybe if I looked closer
*FART* hahahahaha!

Hey Phillip... what's this?
something is definitely
crawling on my ass

Hahahahaha!
Ha ha ha hahaha HA!
You guys are silly.

Oh great, Sixty Eight
You do me, I'll owe you one
I love to get head

"eat my cunt!", she said
"use your tongue on my hot box!"
Mom is so bossy...

the dick cannot be limp
haiku makes my cock erect
recieve my warm gift

cop pulled me over
he will forget the ticket
if i suck his dick

i grab for his gun
pump 2 slugs into his brain
a bullet blowjob

type with your limp dick
squat & shit on your keyboard
smell your dirty words

i send haiku twice,
fuck i am a stupid dick.
will go kill self now.

bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.

bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.

We love bad haikus
They give us allot of joy
Haiku's impeed work

haiku for money?
you bet you sweet ass i will!
buy girlfriend implants.

Justin complains here
About Bob's Bad Haiku posts
That is funny, eh?

Bob you are a geek
You write these crappy haikus
That shows pure geekism

These co-workers here
A bunch of computer geeks
Am I a geek too?

An ugly threesome
Is better than none at all
Just do it to them

midget trims my pubes,
she's so short, dong hits her face.
black eye, bloody nose.

hey! quadriplegic!
trying to get your groove on?
go get a wheelchair.

shit - nearly got out...
this site is like a black hole
so much density

my diagnosis:
small cranium, big failure
go kill yourself now

wow...what clever drool
too bad the coat hanger failed
walking abortion

passing judgement here?
throw shitbricks at your glass house
poor pathetic wretch

I didn't beat it
for a week straight. I saved up.
So much cum at end.

son be bustin out
pimp-def tight-as-ballz haikus.
smoove as a babe's ass.

my diagnosis:
a napolean complex
brought on by small size

what's the matter, son?
can't take the haiku heat here?
get the fuck out then.

above the law, bitch?
you're in the wrong place asshole
your morals mean shit

looking to purchase
a queen sized loft, no mattress...
whoops - this ain't craigslist

Humpback whale swimming
Its Blowhole snotting mucous
The Ocean is gross

my dick head rim is
like a german soldiers hat
blitzkrieg that pussy

Notice the new hair
Is never straight, but curly
it's short and curly

your mom is a whore
your dad is a cumguzzler
you're a waste of space

do us a favor
crawl back up mom's filthy snatch
you worthless brainfart

Let's just get off moms
Because I just go off your's
Damn she sure was good!

Proofreading is good
Real has two syllables
Suck on that one, bitch

Micah don't know crap
Deal has just one syllable
So deal little bitch

WHERE = WEAR... OOPS

Bad Hair on my head
I wish I could where a hat
Then I would be cool

sucky sucky lips
can be one of life's pleasures
but not sucky Lips