It's still summer here
27 celsius
Please please let it last

It is my birthday
The site is now updated
Big thanks to Adam

Is product placement
getting out of control, what
Mountain Dew you think?

the bad haiku site
is more like rotting herring
and we? garbage gulls?

the almost silent
pulse throbbing expectations
the Hammer returns

ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US

Someone set up us the bomb!



All you base are belong to us.

well, as the form says:
"Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
though who can say why...

so many return
because they can't stop themselves
haiku heroin

thanks for the nice words
but about all those fun drugs...
not sure i can wait

A message sent as old as time,
A message not always told by rhyme.
A dream of hope and love so refine,
A dream of a boy told through my eye.

I type on my blueberry stained keyboard
She types on my heart
We type to each other =)

Scotch, such the cut-up
Now you'll have a great story
And they give you DRUGS!

the image persists:
the saw meeting my ribcage...
that'll leave a mark!

so much for cycling
passionate sex is out, too
what's left then - knitting?

"you have a big heart,"
i was told, sadly by my
cardiologist

thirty four years old,
vegetarian and fit...
george burns is laughing

OH MY GOD, A TICK!
GET IT OFF ME! Oh...just a
Watermelon seed.

Stinky booty, ugh!
Why don't you pull up your pants
I'm trying to eat here

it's sitting at a
crossroads, not well, a person
looking for a road

cower at anon
"all your bases will belong"
trip the booby hatch

born again poet
it's moxie resurrected
counting like a pro

the morning coffee
and saving my own soul from
it's decaying self

tasteless offerings
with quite a loss of relish
and no seasoning

in this empty house
with the windows rattling,
the doors slam and slam

moon rising sliced new
like the melon split open
this morning, cool, sweet....

assholes who can't think
usually resort to hating
women, hating selves

between stained curtains
the black cat's eyes follow a
snowflake as it falls

why not an asshole
filter where we just screen for
people with something?

why not a site with
goodhaiku? a place where we
could try to write well.....

across the still lake
through upcurls of morning mist---
the cry of a loon

a dozen roses
the cardboard lightly stained by
rain, box comes apart

moxie strides past the
theater his shadow caught on
a nail, hammer down!

with a flourish the
waitress leaves behind all these
rearranged messes

you still don't get it
janis gave us this website
and pays to host it

janis only cares
when it's HER name thats mentioned
troll, cunt- whatever

to play by the rules
is to forget the weather
is always changing

A howl wakes the house
Getting water and stepped on
A damn Lego brick!

I wait anxiously
For I know a new Badder
Haiku approaches

Convert them I say
Besides we do really love
That Ray Stevens song

listening to stern
saying "kill all the arabs"
guess we'd have peace then

Fez Monkey's staring
But banana, I have not
Don't fling poo at me

Do not feed the trolls
I know, but I just couldn't
resist temptation

morons with keyboards
short attention span visits
puking vile words

this has become ridiculous
and Janis even sank to the bottom
of animal interaction

time to fry this place

this guy is a shit, seriously. First of all,
ash is gooz!! and stunna and shizzo, theys
genius!!!! plus, anyone with bukkake in the
name is fucking LEGEND too son>!

Ash, son you a goos.
I sees you still make haiku
goos goos, i pet alls

Janis, you bees good.
I had a dream you in it.
PUN gots the ripples

GOD FUCK SOCK SOCK DAMN!
I NO BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE,
WHERE THE PICS COME FROM?

viewing ground zero
deep pit of long sorrow...yet
flowerbed of hope