Jill sugar danish 
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad
by Extension Sauce
 
			
Click 
here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.
 
by Stanlee the Manlee Christians of aswhipped bitch 
 
			
Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave
Hot sex with a corpse
by CODE BLEU
 
			
Drinks sloshed gently 
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Furry puppies play
A pleasant walk through the park
Hot sex with a dead corpse
by Code Blue
 
			
The sun shines brightly
A bunch of birds fly away
Hot sex with a corpse
by Code Blue
 
			
I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit 
I gotta puke!
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, United Hates 
 
			
your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
o nasal discharge
with so much wasted protein
plus potassium
by ash
 
			
harsh flat white lighting
atmosphere of pending doom
that trapped dog barking
by ash
 
			
urine is a thing
that has its own special place
damn crooked pee-hole
by Thunder Stork
 
			
Up in me u had to pee,
Out u went,
Cuz u were sent!
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, USA 
 
			
The Blues is just A
Good Man feeling so so bad
Rufus said to me.
by SHAGGYDOO
 
			
mucus and sputum
and, of course, there is the phlegm
man, i hate the flu
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Sweet brown ass biscuit
falls gently into the bowl
Oh! The Smell! Like Shit!
by Assman
 
			
asleep at the desk
hope I don''t wake up with a load of boy butter
by Assman
 
			
Damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic;
then I could just smoke
by Assman
 
			
Better men have failed
In their efforts to teach me
How to do that thing.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
I part my slicked lips,
primed for your red, juicy treat.
Oh, sweet lollipop.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
Lower down the hill,
Where the hard-faced women live,
`Slike a Mike Leigh film.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
Bowed head of a child
Crouched in the dirt, playing god:
Sticks versus pine cones.
(Pine cones won)
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
Sunlight plays on stone.
Red leaves spiral through the gates.
A dog licks its balls.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
Spasming neon
Interrupts my reverie
With its spasming
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Come cut this tether
Let me gambol in the fields
With the other boys
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Distant jet aircraft
Pulling your trail of vapour
Like a string of snot
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Small flying creature
Do you like that window or
Are you just stupid?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
I suck on the teeth of ancients.
Oh dead crusty ancestors
Your stench is unremarkable
by Davey Danger
 
			
Sinning Mutants!
I fall over your rotting brains.
Why must you laugh?
by Davey Danger
 
			
Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves
by Monkfish of Englandland 
 
			
why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head
by ash
 
			
server disconnects
a telstra conspiracy
go on, ring again......
by ash
 
			
Steaming perspirants.
Colossal twats colliding.
I hate ice hockey.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
Searching for the sun
Leaves look to the ground for warmth
Nature defeats us
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Ah sweet Jennifer
The best way to arch your back
Is to get lockjaw
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
That`s Haiku for you
Seventeen syllables and
There`s no looking back
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
I look for lovers
that know what it takes for me
arch my back up high.
by Jennifer
 
			
See the hostile youth.
What has become of their lives?
They''re haiku junkies.
by Tony's Grandpa
 
			
KENNETH EXTENSION 
LEFT YOUR brain ON THE RED BUS
GET A LIFE TWEAKER
by THE ROCK
 
			
i went to cancun
and i went to donate blood
i can''t. what the hell.
by Adrienne
 
			
library lady
armed with her red laser pen
somebody save me
by Adrienne
 
			
it''s easy to do
abusing the bad haiku
at first when you''re new
by oldnasty
 
			
If you are gonna
burn smoke in your lungs you might
as well smoke a joint
by Tony's Grandpa
 
			
again and again
you can read those lines and then
shake your head at ken
by ash
 
			
boogers and bandaids
chlorine struggling to defeat
faecal coliforms
by ash
 
			
never be sorry
for cocaine cuz it''s so pure
NOW i look pretty
by permanent kurl
 
			
scalloped, baked, french fried
potato career choices
hash browns, tater tots
by oldnasty