are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?

I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch

And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you

Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more

submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it

Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me

These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator

Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof

sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!

sex therapy is
fun can i bring my large
vibrator this time

help me find my balls
maybe in your vagina
exstacy awaits

I'm late for orgy
Can I get a ride there please
I'll bring the bat milk

just in case you knew
justin doesn't have the balls
to haiku with you!!!

Sex sex and more sex
Sounded like a great idea
But now I'm so sore

my yoga master
tells me to lick your yoni
mother still on crack??

justin find my clit
no its not on my stomach
silly boy its here

Put you in a chair
and shave your balls 'till they're smooth
exstacy awaits

We all need so much
To survive these days it seems
Partying will help!

And they came to earth
With such high expectations
But then they met me

spanking my roomates
brings lusty cocks over more soon
dont forget champagne

hot alien love
please bring it on hard and fast
i hope they bring probes

hot girl yoga nite
everyone has a dream to
fullfill bring condoms

help my tits ache hard
brillo pads usually work well
also bring band-aids

bad sex smack and a
good whore is all i need to
have mad fun tonite

yes shave my balls
it makes eating you more fun
take that cross off now!

oil spills can be fun
you and grandpas cocks
speak magic words now

grandma, boner, lube
I wonder what to do know
Yes, I'll rim grandma

darling billy bob,
you are doing just fine
now please pass the lube

granny, how to please thee?
you've known so many big cocks
i'm little in you

oooh granny please
insert the dildo quickly
granpas anxious now

I have extra balls
my balls are in her mouth though
mom thinks I'm not weird

aunt matilda is
coming over too she will
have good sex toys

grandma hits the pipe
I love it when she's blasted
then we get it on :)

help someone call bob
im about to cum very hard
this feeling is gold

grandma "squirts" on me
I wonder if she eats meat.
Weird, but hot I think

listen billy bob
the resraints aint tight enough
sit back and enjoy

thanks for the kind words
grandma, you are so loving.
Will you untie me now?

granny and the sheep
we's gonna be rich now
good work little boy

the ho of all ho's
granny straddling the sheep
baaah little black sheep

please bring your sheep bob
he likes to make granny porn
this family is tight

three way with granny
never knew she like d.p.
family growth is great

leave my crotch alone
it has wisdom beyond you
threesome with granny now

grandpa you loser
you have very limpy crotch
granny is my ho!

granny has good tits
please dont take for granted
you'll regret it soon

grandma loves the best
i love her granny tantra
she never says no

dont call me a whore
my daddy does it the best
he knows no rehab

help me find the rock
sexy women go away
rehab's where you score

all this crack arent you
feeling a little strung out
i run a rehab

exclamation point
has five syllables and your
mom licks your butt crack

are you interested
in fiending with mama now
shes home in an hour