Dolphins gotta lose
Packers will kick their asses
too cold for the fish
by me again
 
			
Brady is just GREAT
Bledsoe is still just so-so
Patriots  KICK ASS
by guess who
 
			
Bin Laden journal
entry: "I love my easy
bake oven so much!"
by Badlands of Boston
 
			
Tonsil surgery
Large tatoo on my buttocks
Can't resist a dare!
by Badlands of Boston
 
			
Capture the Flag time.
Fun in the sun, so much joy.
Prison sure is cool.
by Badlands of Boston 
 
			
Clash of the Titans!
Transformers versus Gobots...
...you get the Gobots.
by Badlands of Boston, MA 
 
			
all soft clefts and curves
gently holding the shadows
waiting to be held
by mount madonna mama
 
			
below the glaciers
flows a freshwater river
its going to change us
by mount madonna mama
 
			
he thinks of barrels
just before her final breath
warmly familiar
by mount madonna mama
 
			
She's raring to go
Hot monkey sex all night long
Love the one I'm with
by titus wong
 
			
I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!
by titus wong
 
			
Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties
by titus wong
 
			
Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.
by Badlands of Boston
 
			
Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!
by Badlands of Boston
 
			
Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.
by Badlands of Boston
 
			
Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!
by Badlands of Boston
 
			
Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock
by titus wong
 
			
Tandoori chicken
Sag paneer, murg makhani, naan
Curry flavored burps
by titus wong
 
			
Cheap Indian food
All-you-can-eat vindaloo
Curry flavored burps
by titus wong
 
			
Please stop saying 
by rebecca of san diego 
 
			
power went out...dark....
back-ups chirping...server on 
fire...get me S'mores
by onjaysun
 
			
I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock
by mellie
 
			
yeah I'm lucky too
pity about clever though
I seem to get by
by mellie
 
			
sometimes i'm clever
but sometimes i'm just lucky
and i don't notice
by ash
 
			
to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name
by scotch
 
			
first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of >)
by scotch
 
			
things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do
by some internet chick
 
			
Have you ever wished 
that you had never been born
would earth be better
by some internet chick
 
			
so traditional
Rocky Horror Picture Show
time for me to go!
by Halloween Hi-jinx
 
			
hmmm..well, I'm going
as the PMS Monster, 
sure to haunt monthly 
by k
 
			
will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>
by scotch
 
			
Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.
by WyldKyss
 
			
Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger 
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.
by onjaysun (happy halloween)
 
			
white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie
by hangdog of Dallas 
 
			
serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween
by scotch
 
			
aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."
by hallow weenies?!?!
 
			
aw, c'mon you don't
expect me to believe in
vampires, do...argh~~gasp
by Gwen
 
			
I don't understand...
What exactly happened when
You tried to preview?
by Janis to Scotch
 
			
preview does odd things
it converted < to this: <
when i hit send - poof!
by scotch to janis
 
			
<gag;>
by scotch (an addendum)
 
			
my english colleague
served us marmite sandwiches
trick or treat?  trick! 
by scotch (a typo below, of course...)
 
			
yankees spell funny?
i'd say that we earned that right
the queen has a cock
by scotch (feeling unusally nationalist)
 
			
grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
happy halloween
to all my haiku friends
play a few good tricks.
by tiger of vegas 
 
			
old Martha Stewart?
she gets slammed with fraud charges
yeah, "it's a good thing" 
by heh heh
 
			
trick or treat haiku
seems spirits can't count at all
sugar overload
by whoops r us
 
			
spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind
by Boston gal et al
 
			
My graduation
party, an old family friend
whispered three little
words for success in
the future... "Nigerian
Commission Money"
by onjaysun (son of a beloved but disposed leader)
 
			
jack just grins and stares
on this cold October night
glowing in the dark
by howsyourweenie