Boss lady taps foot
Pierces me with gimlet eyes
What did I do now?
by titus wong
 
			
my sweet-ass Chevette
it's Audiovox booming
going to 8 Mile
by onjaysun
 
			
making some progress
internet chick  does improve
thinks before she writes
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring
by some internet chick
 
			
"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers
by some internet chick
 
			
Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3
by R. of PT 
 
			
Five and one make six
Happy birthday Bad Haiku -
What a sincere wish
by R. of PT 
 
			
making history
six years of dreadful haiku
an accomplishment
by ap
 
			
she's making coffee
she craves a buttered muffin
i shall oblige her
by ap
 
			
6 years just today
Happy birthday bad haiku -
This one's really bad
by R. of PT 
 
			
isn't there enough
hate in this crummy ole world
cant we be nice here!?!
by some internet chick
 
			
shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow
by Mox
 
			
happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us
by ash
 
			
			
it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!
by tiger of vegas 
 
			
6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake.  (Mmm... cake.)
by Adam
 
			
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
The Postal Service
Conveyor of your message
has no profit yet
by Alan Press
 
			
by the way "ap"
the storefront haiku...
very strong one
by Mox
 
			
the whole sense of loss
awakens the whole to the
outer worlds, islam
it did mean submit
to God, but how can men with
the sword live by it?
by Mox of how ironic 
 
			
Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month
by titus wong
 
			
and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon
by sheena
 
			
belated thanks for
late and timely good wishes
scotch, mellie and ash
by sheena
 
			
SORRY LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN...LOL
Would Today BE it 
the day to wish onjaysun 
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
by a bad haiku fan
 
			
Would Today it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
by a bad haiku fan
 
			
Bring me that naughty
bit of crumpet to debauch
Good to be the King!
by onjaysun (6+32 years young today)
 
			
23 K plus
bad haikus written so far
on its 6th birthday
by A Bad Haiuku Fan
 
			
toking on a stoge 
i could feel her gleaming stare 
as i breathe out smoke
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe in smoke
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
you know..some haikus
get very old, like grandma...
grandpa has a pussy
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock
by ash
 
			
a capricious breeze
teased leaves into ring of fire
for all to scatter
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
the storefront empty
Old Glory hangs wet in rain
war talk in the air
my vet friends are mad
beautiful, sleepless; living
in vain with dead pals
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Boss lady walks in
Heels clicking staccato 
Better look busy
by titus wong
 
			
Who the hell goes to the Bronx?
Petersburg was worse...
ow, that's an ice pick.
by Mark of Brooklyn 
 
			
self medication
and other catch phrases of
a psych world dabble
by Mo
 
			
chew on radiohead
for now Miles and John do,
some more live jazz soon...
by Garik of Jersey 
 
			
two bovines banter
ramble on and chew the fat;
sits, observes, this cat.
by ComiCat of Joyzzzzzzzzey 
 
			
of course once people
figure out they can submit 
tags, hackers will come....
by k_who_once_previewed_a_redirect_but_did_not_submit_the_code
 
			
uploading pictures
should remain a mystery, a
black art...known to few....
by k
 
			
			
speaking of great finds
i found this 
website today
they'd take that ticket
by scotch
 
			
Maybe it should be
A feature..To be able
to upload pictures...
by Janis
 
			
Put any picture
On any server then make
A link in haiku.
by Janis to mellie of Toronto 
 
			
it is odd, one keeps
going, rhyming, shaping
practicing, till those who
naysay, lay dead
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
he may become me
a bitter Scorpio recluse...
best ignored, flame
of a dead soul extinguished
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
revelations may
just be coming to pass, who
will hide from the mountain
when it falls?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
some end their bitch fests
in the sound of a GATT, and
drugs do their thinking
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are
Grandma has a cock
how will that be explained?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here
by Anonymous Poet