can't catch my subie
355 crank HP
the turbo just screeeems

made a "dream box" for
my mother's birthday. Inside...
water and poems

g'day moxie maaate
gladly I admit it too
others more fucked up

well, I have been fucked
but haven't fucked off
so, I still post sometimes

"Jesus Loves Me More"
is the sticker appearing
on Scotch's auto.....

ha! being *shrink-wrapped*
and packaged is hard enough,
but then no money?

you dreamt you were small?
i've no idea what that means
better ask a shrink

"do you love that guy?"
i'm pointing to a bumper
jesus rolls his eyes

unhurt but shaken,
jesus creates a speed trap
to snare subarus

i dreamt i was small
enough to be shipped fedex
but not enough cash

jesus doesn't use
his goddamned turn signal and
is run off the road

jesus swerves to miss
a drifting cell phone yakker,
swearing softly: "elvis!"

"hey, this wine is good.
where did you get it again?"
"i made it myself."

"shouldn't we get gas?
we've been driving for hours."
jesus smiles, drives on

what would jesus drive?
i keep thinking "festiva"
a hitchhiker's dream

random meat to eat
what is fun?-turduckin-meat
neopolatan

If Google doesn't
count "a's", why should I. Call it
haikuic license.

The day finally came
Dad sat me down for "the talk"
and said, "Jacko's a freak!"

Seen some people count
three syllables in "haiku" -
But it's only two

There's snow on the ground
here in Toronto, but it
will all melt today

The fresh bloody wounds
Of a war of words lingers
Around this bad place

Yirushalaim -
Irenu hakedoshah
Per sempre vivra'

Avinu Melech -
Im birtzonchah, kabel et
bakashoteinu

Avinu Melech -
Titkabalna beratzon
tefilloteinu

Scompaia l'empio
Si perda il malvagio -
Sol resti chi Vuoi

Ode al Cielo -
Ma non potra' bastare
Per dir l'immenso

moxie has a cunt?
moxie is a cunt mostly
has mox fucked off yet?

Guerre gratuite,
brutto affare, vero?
Devono finir!

Far too many doubts -
Should learn to accept all things
just the way they come

Un tout petit somme
au bon moment c'est mon reve
depuis tres longtemps

Dormi, e pesci
non piglierai di certo -
Svegliati e fa'

some internet chick
seems like moxie with a cunt
moxie has a...... cunt??????

The guy who figured
Haiku war truly will work
Really should be shot

The guy who figured
College was a good idea
Really should be shot

somehow people know
when a loser's in the midst
go for jugular

Not being a baby
or even childish, but
what's it all about

I just want to know
why you always single me out
and ripe on my stuff

NEWS FLASH for you two
I dont care what you think
not gonna stop writing

i was just curious
about your age, no statement
of hate there is there?

some internet chick
GOD girl what a baby YOU
it isn't just k

SERIOUSLY K,
what is it with you, and me.
just leave me alone

Elvis was the king,
but not king of the Squirrels.
Anyway, he's dead.

Got them Cordon Blues,
'cause my cheese up and left me.
Cheese done run away.

Spock isn't sleeping.
It's worse than that

how about you k?
are you really as ripe a
cunt, as you portray?

teeheeteeheeteehee......

seriously chick,
is your character real? You
seem weirdly naive.

full moon slips through clouds
still shadows suddenly leap
back into darkness

seriously, K
why's it on me, that you have
centered your hatred

winter signatures
hieroglyphics etched in snow
black-nibbed chickadees

winter's signature
hieroglyphics etched in snow
leaves mixed messages