Wo ist meinen Hund?
Ich brauche meinen Hund um
Die Katze essen

Wished more people watched
'cause we have a new word for
evil and it's Flo

A protozoon
In all probability
Could out-think George Bush

Benouilli's equation
Is quite long when extended
But some terms drop out

This place reminds me
I feel as though I am home
Oh yes, I am home

I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones

That's such a big pump
Such a vigorous action
May I polish it?

Sorry for the haikus
But I have nothing to do
Apart from coursework

If I wrote a poem
About how I love fluid
Would I pass the test?

Our Lord Tony Blair
Is a sucka and a foo
Vote for PEF

"Moo." said a cow to me
As I passed it in the field
"Moo." I then replied

our three main weapons :
fanatical devotion
and many others

I don't have children
No matter what she may say
I've never met her

I do fluid flow
Not that kind of fluid flow
It's for my degree

vote one for mellie
be shallow as you like mate
I promise big breasts

shallow men desire
only a pair of big breasts.
nope. but a good start!

single at christmas
my personal ads dont work
good thing beer loves me!

Terminator 3
trailer is out. and my thoughts?
it's a steaming pile!

want a solution?
mellie for president ! gorn
vote for an aussie

waiting for some snow
instead of all this damn rain
winter with out snow!!!! :(

Moon shines full and bright
clouds fly by, as wind blow fast
like spring, not winter

sooty-fine diamonds
frost glimmers in bright moon-light
engages spirits

Slam poetry? No.
Bad prose? Unthinkable too!
Bad Haiku for me.

God loves everyone
But lies in Leviticus
18:22, see?

Christmas time again?
celebrate with your wallet.
Executives laugh.

...

why six syllables
in first line of prior pome?
I need editing!

this site inspires joy
within often tarnished soul
zero malice here

consarnit! the last?
maestro misidentified
must forsake the sauce

all apologies
pretense, thy name is maestro
can't we get along?

Me thinks one's mother
a hamster and father smelt
of elderberries

but then, "interesting"
really has four syllables
if you're pretentious

Pythonophile here
I type only gibberish
Meant no offense, scotch

Free market theory
Keynesian or otherwise
A pernicious lie

interesting point there
but i am a heretic
seen life of brian?

warmongers abound
peaceniks nipping at their heels
absurd theater

the guy with the beard
who rewards and punishes
is a tale for kids

(Yaweh)

I take issue, scotch
Yawah unpronouncable
Hence, no syllables

so you've got a book
and you claim that god wrote it
i've a bridge for sale

which is the true god:
yaweh, allah, krishna, zeus?
i like cthulu

Lowood is present
even after Bronte died
here in Istanbul

George Bush is a fool
Ted Roberts would be a much
Better president

When I Go to bed
I close my eyes and I dream
Of mass balances

I love PEF
Mass balances turn me on
Ted Roberts is God

my girl is kristi
i love her a whole whole lot
hope she loves me too

do it do it do
it do it do it do it
do it do it now

sorry about that
my language is very foul
i'll shut up for now

won't you lick my ass?
my rectum needs tongue-bathing
clean that poop off good

ping lao chi feng wo
mi tsung pak lum dai pi cho
pin gin wing fun lo