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Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24417, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24416, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24415, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24414, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24413, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24412, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24411, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24410, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24409, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Haiku # 24408, January 11, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through! of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
Manchester
Haiku # 24407, January 11, 2003 7:16 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24406, January 11, 2003 7:16 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24405, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24404, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24403, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24402, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24401, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24400, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24399, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24398, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24397, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24396, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24395, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24394, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24393, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
And the good lord said
Let there be some shitty shit
and this site was born
Haiku # 24392, January 11, 2003 7:12 pm ET
by Jesus Christ of Nazareth
Very wide asshole
stretched beyond the belief of
the eyes of poor luck
Haiku # 24391, January 11, 2003 7:09 pm ET
by Goatse Man of Asshole Country
I can use the word
schadenfreude in context.
Best part of whole thing.
Haiku # 24390, January 11, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Chowderhead
The Giants disgraced
with help from refs. Jets fans smug
with schadenfreude
Haiku # 24389, January 11, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Sitting at my desk
I search for entertainment
My co-worker flirts
Haiku # 24388, January 11, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by dh
I'm not a stud, though
That would just be quite stupid
I'm a useless fool
Haiku # 24387, January 11, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I'm sorry for that
I cannot count properly
That's why I'm a stud...
Haiku # 24386, January 11, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
North Korea is bad?
But that's not called Iraq!
You're having me on!
Haiku # 24385, January 11, 2003 11:40 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
But I'm not racist
I don't see foreigners much
I never travel
Haiku # 24384, January 11, 2003 11:38 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I'm a racist git
Who wasn't elected right?
Oh yes, that's correct
Haiku # 24383, January 11, 2003 11:37 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
George the Bush:
He has no weapons?
Lets bomb Saddam anyway
I don't like arabs
Haiku # 24382, January 11, 2003 11:36 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Then when I kill them
"Your people will die as well.
"Public support grows."
Haiku # 24381, January 11, 2003 11:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello Tony." said George
"Would you like a big spanking?
"Then send me some troops."
Haiku # 24380, January 11, 2003 11:34 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Permanant marker
Everybody needs to use
For writing info
Haiku # 24379, January 11, 2003 11:32 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Hello again fools
I am back from my small cave
To do PEF
Haiku # 24378, January 11, 2003 11:31 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
O.C.D's in da
Howse! Throw yur hands in da sink,
wash'em til hot pink!
Haiku # 24377, January 10, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by onjaysun
I
Haiku # 24376, January 10, 2003 9:57 am ET
by Chowderhead
Hair color that fake
should be banned. A sin against
God, State, and Nature
Haiku # 24375, January 10, 2003 9:56 am ET
by Chowderhead
After long absence
Chowderhead has returned. Work?
I can do it Mon.
Haiku # 24374, January 10, 2003 9:54 am ET
by Chowderhead
Soon the day will break
Vicious alarm clock noises
Loom in my future
Haiku # 24373, January 10, 2003 5:22 am ET
by Lolagoo of Los Angeles
antired goverments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads.
Haiku # 24372, January 10, 2003 1:43 am ET
by Anywhere
antired governments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads
Haiku # 24371, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirsty from the trash
need porcelain stool water
please leave the lid up
Haiku # 24370, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by amy/dog haiku 4 u
antlered gourmets seek
tasty garden evergreens
like to eat and run
Haiku # 24369, January 9, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Boston gal
office lights went out,
it's Lord of the Flies and SHIT,
I look like Piggy!
Haiku # 24368, January 9, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by onjaysun
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